As mammals go bears are pretty low on the intelligence scale and have a low brain mass to body mass ratio. You might as well ask why whales or elephants don't hibernate. The simple fact is their brains are much larger and require a great deal more oxygen and nutrition then a bear's. If you look at even simpler animals a "bear mite" can be completely frozen for millions of years and still come back to life and reproduce.
Among other things bears can tolerate large amounts of vitamin A stored in their livers. Enough that if a human ate their liver they would turn bright orange and die. Birds can eat cyanide, cows can eat grass, but humans can't eat that much vitamin A, cyanide, or grass without dying. Bears spent millions of years evolving the ability to hibernate and it looks like any solution that might allow humans to do so will be at least as complex and quite possibly not nearly as effective.