Forget Napalm, lozer, I'll drop a small one-inch pile of Thermite on the hood of your crap car, light it, and stand back to watch the pretty colors.
If you want to know, I'll tell you what will happen --but I'd rather just surprise you.
Why don't you understand that lying about your car is suck?
Didn't you get the hint the first dozen times??
Get your cranium out of your anus