Why aren't you out tonight?

MrMatt

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Mar 3, 2009
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I know it's only 10:45 on the east coast, so some of you may still be heading out soon. I still may too. But in the meantime you're here on ATOT and may not go out tonight. So how come? Why not go meet some new people somewhere?

I'm home right now, not sure if I'm going out. Some of my friends went to downtown Boston to a dueling piano bar. Apparently it gets uber-crowded which sucks, because I was at dinner with the girl I'm dating earlier and didn't get done with that til 9:30. Plus apparently they do road work on Saturdays now....my house was shaking this morning at about 7 A.M. from a backho tearing up my street directly in front of my house. Lovely.


So what's up guys?
 

theflyingpig

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Mar 9, 2008
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I know it's only 10:45 on the east coast, so some of you may still be heading out soon. I still may too. But in the meantime you're here on ATOT and may not go out tonight. So how come? Why not go meet some new people somewhere?

I'm home right now, not sure if I'm going out. Some of my friends went to downtown Boston to a dueling piano bar. Apparently it gets uber-crowded which sucks, because I was at dinner with the girl I'm dating earlier and didn't get done with that til 9:30. Plus apparently they do road work on Saturdays now....my house was shaking this morning at about 7 A.M. from a backho tearing up my street directly in front of my house. Lovely.


So what's up guys?


lol. I'd love to see just how socially awkward you really are. No well adjusted person would post something as pathetic as what you just did. You've exposed your insecurities to the world, and you somehow thought, we of ATOT, who comprise the top 1% of humanity would fail to notice. You were wrong, MrMatt. You were wrong. Everyone knows this.
 

MrMatt

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Mar 3, 2009
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lol. I'd love to see just how socially awkward you really are. No well adjusted person would post something as pathetic as what you just did. You've exposed your insecurities to the world, and you somehow thought, we of ATOT, who comprise the top 1% of humanity would fail to notice. You were wrong, MrMatt. You were wrong. Everyone knows this.

I'm incredibly charismatic in real life. People glom onto me like shit onto you.
 

IronWing

No Lifer
Jul 20, 2001
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My fair city has no night life.
Plus I lead a damn near Mormon lifestyle so even if it did, I still wouldn't.
Plus it is thirty miles to town and I'm too old for that shit.
Plus I love ATOT too much to leave it.
Also, a dueling piano bar sounds like something banned by the Geneva Convention.
 

coldmeat

Diamond Member
Jul 10, 2007
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Friend lied, told me the bus came later than it did, so I have some time to waste til the next one. Heading to a kegger.
 

BoomerD

No Lifer
Feb 26, 2006
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Meh...I'm old. I rarely go out anymore except for an occasional dinner out.

Besides, I have to stay home and guard my lawn...

:p
 

Saint Nick

Lifer
Jan 21, 2005
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I'm incredibly charismatic in real life. People glom onto me like shit onto you.

theflyingpig's and Numenorean's posts so true, it hurts. It's a hard realization, I know, but you just have to come to terms with it. Also, I am on my way out. So long, gay boys!
 

Sumguy

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Jun 2, 2007
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Partied last night.

Just feel like chillin out today.

(upon hearing a very loud "FFUUUUUCK YOU!" while typing this).

Plus when the neighbors down the street throw a party, theres always a group of girls that step out to have a cat fight at some point in time.
 

KentState

Diamond Member
Oct 19, 2001
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I go out for 12 hours a day Monday - Friday. I'm at the point in my life where I enjoy being home with the girlfriend and dog on a Saturday night not having to deal with strangers, loud music, or people smoking. Actually it's about time to go to bed since I like be up by 7am on the weekends.
 

clamum

Lifer
Feb 13, 2003
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I'd rather play video games and watch YouTube videos, and I stopped drinking. I'd be bored beyond belief "going out".
 

SSSnail

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Nov 29, 2006
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Because only teenagers associate Saturday nights with "I HAVE TO GO OUT OR I'M NOT COOL!!!!111!!!". Us adults have plenty of things to do, and be cool. Simply relaxing with a choice drink is also a well revered pastime.

Oh, and nef.