Why aren't there any funny conservatives?

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brandonb

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Actually Butterbean is closer to the truth than most will give him credit for.

Most media (92% of it) is owned by Jews, and anything going through it must have their stamp of approval, and aren't Jews mostly left except the blow up the Middle East types? Its well known that Hollywood is very Jewish (and left), along with many other media outlets such as newspapers.

A right wing person trying to get on the air thats funny would not get very far. Its the same manner in which Christian god loving shows would get nowhere on TV. More right wing shows. Can someone mention some right wing shows on main stream media? Ones that may think Abortion is bad, that Gays are weird, you should go to church on Sunday? 7th Heaven had atleast go to church on Sunday. Any others?

*crickets*
 

Atreus21

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You know, that's an interesting point. Quite a few polls show that republicans are generally happier than democrats. You'd think there'd be more comedian republicans as a result.
 

IronWing

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Originally posted by: RocksteadyDotNet
Originally posted by: Butterbean
Originally posted by: cubby1223
It's probably just the makeup of what makes a person a conservative and what makes a person a liberal. Why are there very few conservatives in Hollywood? I bet it's the same reason.

Well we all know who runs Hollywood and media. Its not like they are looking for conservatives and the ones there aren't going to run around waving flags. Also consider why female US celebs are often less attractive than girls you see in the mall - and why the models are skinny with boobs starved off and look like boys.

Jews!

I knew it! Those bastards!

He's right about the models and celebs. Hollywood and the fashion press seem to hate women who are built like women.
 

SecPro

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Dennis Miller is hilarious.

People who don't find him funny typically aren't smart enough to understand his comedy.
 

heyheybooboo

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Originally posted by: eskimospy
Originally posted by: Butterbean
Originally posted by: cubby1223
It's probably just the makeup of what makes a person a conservative and what makes a person a liberal. Why are there very few conservatives in Hollywood? I bet it's the same reason.

Well we all know who runs Hollywood and media. Its not like they are looking for conservatives and the ones there aren't going to run around waving flags. Also consider why female US celebs are often less attractive than girls you see in the mall - and why the models are skinny with boobs starved off and look like boys.

Which is why all the conservative comedians have flocked to uncensored mediums like Youtube. I mean, that place is just covered in funny conservatives.

.... right?

And sorry guys, but Dennis Miller is not funny. When he was liberal he wasn't funny. When he was on Monday Night Football he wasn't funny. When he's on Bill O'Reilly... he's not funny.

Oh yeah and Butterbean, you're still insane. Please seek help.

This.

Dennis Miller is not funny.

My vote goes for Ron 'Tater Salad' White. I don't agree with some of the stuff he says but he can be funny 'ha-ha' at times ...


Originally posted by: SecPro
Dennis Miller is hilarious.

People who don't find him funny typically aren't smart enough to understand his comedy.

Just plain Fail

The only funny line Dennis 'Dumb Ass' Miller ever had was, "Guns don't kill people ... OJ kills people"
 

IronWing

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Originally posted by: SecPro
Dennis Miller is hilarious.

People who don't find him funny typically aren't smart enough to understand his comedy.

He is a self worshiping, un-funny, bitter has-been who's been a has-been since Reagan was president. Twenty plus years of being a has-been and counting.
 

seemingly random

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Originally posted by: SecPro
Dennis Miller is hilarious.

People who don't find him funny typically aren't smart enough to understand his comedy.
Being elitist? Oh wait, republicans are currently anti-elitist - must be something else that I can't grasp.
 

Craig234

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Originally posted by: brandonb
Can someone mention some right wing shows on main stream media? Ones that may think Abortion is bad, that Gays are weird, you should go to church on Sunday?

*crickets*

Ya, those gays are weird. And those blacks! And those Mexicans! And those Asians! And those long hairs! And those liberals! Why can't we have a show that hates them all like we do?

You should be ashamed.

But like so many who should you lack the capacity to understand you should be ashamed for the anti-gay bigotry.

Yes, we should ridicule groups who have a biological difference from most as 'weird'.
 

alchemize

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What I think is funny is that the OP actually believes this "phenomenon" exists. Funny, in a sad sort of way.

Unless of course he's just trolling. 50/50 on that.
 

retrospooty

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Originally posted by: Butterbean
Originally posted by: cubby1223
Originally posted by: Butterbean
Originally posted by: cubby1223
It's probably just the makeup of what makes a person a conservative and what makes a person a liberal. Why are there very few conservatives in Hollywood? I bet it's the same reason.

Well we all know who runs Hollywood and media. Its not like they are looking for conservatives and the ones there aren't going to run around waving flags. Also consider why female US celebs are often less attractive than girls you see in the mall - and why the models are skinny with boobs starved off and look like boys.

What? I was referring to conservatives as being more serious and usually more faith-based. Liberals being more relaxed, open minded, etc. Lends to more actors and comedians coming out of the liberal side of the fence.

I have no idea what the rest of your words are trying to say. :confused:


In psychological terms liberals, artists etc are more open to suggestion - and prone to psychotic illness. In many ways artists are broken people - emotional, adrift in thoughts and feelings, prone to confusing reality and fantasy - what you would call "open minded". This is why an Obama can give suck them in so easy - they live on and by emotional impressions they mistake for thinking. Many are prisoners of trauma and dont know it. This is why they are more prone to drug addictions, unstable relationships, tragedy etc etc

Creative Mind Shares Traits with Mentally Ill
http://www.namiscc.org/Research/2002/Creativity.htm

BB - the OP specifically asked "Can some of our less crazy conservative members explain that to me?"

THIS RULES YOU OUT
 

ScottyB

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Originally posted by: Butterbean
Originally posted by: cubby1223
It's probably just the makeup of what makes a person a conservative and what makes a person a liberal. Why are there very few conservatives in Hollywood? I bet it's the same reason.

Well we all know who runs Hollywood and media. Its not like they are looking for conservatives and the ones there aren't going to run around waving flags. Also consider why female US celebs are often less attractive than girls you see in the mall - and why the models are skinny with boobs starved off and look like boys.

Do you follow some 11th Commandment no one else knows about? Though shall be a bigot and a racist?
 

Moonbeam

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Originally posted by: Butterbean


Creative Mind Shares Traits with Mentally Ill
http://www.namiscc.org/Research/2002/Creativity.htm

I need a different link or links. The one you provided said something completely different than what you posted as your comments not to mention you other poor reasoning skills:

B: In psychological terms liberals, artists etc are more open to suggestion - and prone to psychotic illness.

M: The article was about creative people, not about liberals. Creative people may be liberal but liberals aren't necessarily creative. And Bush, for example, is a creative genius who has any number of masterpieces of disaster very much like that artist, Hitler.

B: In many ways artists are broken people - emotional, adrift in thoughts and feelings, prone to confusing reality and fantasy - what you would call "open minded".

M: But this is an example of your own being adrift in thoughts and feelings. It's just a bigoted opinion. This has nothing to do with what I would call open minded. To be open minded, in my opinion, is to have a facility for seeing things from many perspectives. It is simply a form of humility, a lack of fanatical certainty that one already knows everything. It is the preservation of curiosity toward life, a lack of emotions and intellectual deadness which are, very much, characteristics of conservatives. Tree stumps and turnips don't suffer much in the way of depression.

B: This is why an Obama can give suck them in so easy - they live on and by emotional impressions they mistake for thinking.

M: Who said conservatives can't be funny? The sheep are those who, after 8 years of disaster, still support McSame. It is the capacity to see from many angles that attracts people to Obama, who can see past his preacher, people he was in a room with, the color of his skin, etc etc etc. Your words are the height of living on emotional impressions pretending to be thinking.

B: Many are prisoners of trauma and dont know it. This is why they are more prone to drug addictions, unstable relationships, tragedy etc etc

M: Hehe, we are all prisoners of trauma, but not all of us know it. And it is the sane who are the sickest of all. The sane are the most deeply asleep to what happened to them. The first thing that happens in the journey to mental health is the descent into darkness, the becoming aware of the illness, the realization that one is actually ill. This is clearly laid out in all world myth and legends and stories about a rescue from hell, a descent into some sort of underworld or the slaying of this or that dragon. It is the story of the journey of the Hero. "In the sea there are riches beyond compare, but if you seek safety it's on the shore." Always the Hero is in grave danger. He has to use a mirror to handle the Hydra because a sudden look at the real truth can kill the unprepared. You are unprepared and deservedly frightened.

B: But this is precisely why Jesus came for these broken ones. What is broken are the illusions that sustain the hideously sick ego or ordinary and emotionally dead people.

Humanity is upside down. We are all in a capsized boat and to escape you have to dive down into all that horrible mental illness. It's always darkest before the dawn. Of course the yoga the saint and the fakir sometimes jump right on over by becoming or surrendering to the will of God.
 

SecPro

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Originally posted by: ironwing
Originally posted by: SecPro
Dennis Miller is hilarious.

People who don't find him funny typically aren't smart enough to understand his comedy.

He is a self worshiping, un-funny, bitter has-been who's been a has-been since Reagan was president. Twenty plus years of being a has-been and counting.

Thanks for making my point.
 

Muse

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Originally posted by: CaptnKirk
What could be funnier than Ann Coulter or Rush Limbaugh?

I find life plenty amusing without their input.
 

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Originally posted by: CaptnKirk
What could be funnier than Ann Coulter or Rush Limbaugh?
Speaking for myself- Road rash and fractures. :p


Originally posted by: Butterbean
Originally posted by: Vic
Originally posted by: Butterbean
Originally posted by: cubby1223
It's probably just the makeup of what makes a person a conservative and what makes a person a liberal. Why are there very few conservatives in Hollywood? I bet it's the same reason.

Well we all know who runs Hollywood and media. Its not like they are looking for conservatives and the ones there aren't going to run around waving flags. Also consider why female US celebs are often less attractive than girls you see in the mall - and why the models are skinny with boobs starved off and look like boys.

It's the Jews!! :Q

:roll:

Nah not the Jews - the guys that like weird parties
You aren't suggesting gays again are you? Because you sound like a looped sound bite on that issue already. Hope you just meant guys like Johnny Depp ;)
 

Muse

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Originally posted by: Craig234
Originally posted by: brandonb
Can someone mention some right wing shows on main stream media? Ones that may think Abortion is bad, that Gays are weird, you should go to church on Sunday?

*crickets*

Ya, those gays are weird. And those blacks! And those Mexicans! And those Asians! And those long hairs! And those liberals! Why can't we have a show that hates them all like we do?

You should be ashamed.

But like so many who should you lack the capacity to understand you should be ashamed for the anti-gay bigotry.

Yes, we should ridicule groups who have a biological difference from most as 'weird'.
All in the Family proved that bigotry is funny, or at least it can be presented in a way that makes it funny. I suppose the writers were liberals, though. I can't personally imagine a funny show written by conservatives. Not funny to me, anyway. I think that if you cultivate your sense of humor sufficiently, you'll become liberal.
 

shira

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Originally posted by: Butterbean
Well we all know who runs Hollywood and media. Its not like they are looking for conservatives and the ones there aren't going to run around waving flags. Also consider why female US celebs are often less attractive than girls you see in the mall - and why the models are skinny with boobs starved off and look like boys.
I've been "considering" this bolded part - per your suggestion - for several minutes. I gotta admit it - I don't have a clue what you're driving at. Come on, tell us the secret.

 

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Originally posted by: shira
Originally posted by: Butterbean
Well we all know who runs Hollywood and media. Its not like they are looking for conservatives and the ones there aren't going to run around waving flags. Also consider why female US celebs are often less attractive than girls you see in the mall - and why the models are skinny with boobs starved off and look like boys.
I've been "considering" this bolded part - per your suggestion - for several minutes. I gotta admit it - I don't have a clue what you're driving at. Come on, tell us the secret.
I don't think he's ever touched a boob and is hoping someone will describe it - hoping that he finds it titillating so that he can get the ever present image of naked boys out of his mind.
 

BoomerD

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Originally posted by: mugs
Dennis Miller is too busy trying to sound smart to be funny.

And he USUALLY manages to fail at both...

I agree with many of the posters that the entire Republican party seems to be funny as hell this election cycle...like they're just NOT taking it at all seriously...


How can folks NOT find Rush (AnalCyst) Limbaugh funny? Much of what he says is straight out of the looney bin.
 

Eeezee

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Dennis Miller used to be hilarious, but then he stopped making jokes and started trying to become a political activist. It was sad.

Ben Stein was never funny.
 

Eeezee

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Originally posted by: SecPro
Originally posted by: ironwing
Originally posted by: SecPro
Dennis Miller is hilarious.

People who don't find him funny typically aren't smart enough to understand his comedy.

He is a self worshiping, un-funny, bitter has-been who's been a has-been since Reagan was president. Twenty plus years of being a has-been and counting.

Thanks for making my point.

I love that circular logic that only a moron could use

SecPro - "He's hilarious, and if you don't think so then you're an idiot!" *spews bile all over the room*

Strange Gentleman - "Actually, good sir, I and my Mensa pals all agree that his form of humor hasn't been funny or witty since the late 80s. Pip pip, cheerio, I just derived Fermat's last theorem!"

SecPro - "Thanks for proving my point, DOUCHE"