Why aren't some of you lawyers?

[SSSnail]

You guys sure argue enough. Some of you argue just for the sake of argument, regardless whether you're right, or wrong, or that you have any facts supporting you.

I definitely think some of you guys should pursue a career in litigation. :thumbsup:

Edit: Thanks ATOT, I'm slowly but surely improving my grammar and spellings by posting here. You guys make a guy dreams come true...

 

[theGlove]

yeah we need to now who issued the code red

 

[FoBoT]

how about you adopt me and send me to lawyer school?

and there are several active OT'ers that are real life lawyers and several currently in school to become lawyers

 

[Leros]

Lawyers are silly.

 

[buck]

Why aren't you become english teacher?

 

[SSSnail]

Originally posted by: buck
Why aren't you become english teacher?

Because my english sucks. There, now fvck off.

 

[amish]

no money to go.

 

[jjones]

We don't argue, you're full of sh!t.

 

[buck]

Originally posted by: SSSnail

Originally posted by: buck
Why aren't you become english teacher?

Because my english sucks.

I concur.

 

[Brainonska511]

Some of us might like to argue, but here are a couple reasons as to why we are not all lawyers:

1) This is the internet
2) Law school is expensive
3) Don't want to become a lawyer
4) Interested in something else/content with current occupation

 

[nakedfrog]

"Why aren't some of you become lawyers?"

Why aren't some of you take grammar lesson?



Oh, I see we already covered that.
Besides, if I became a lawyer, I could no longer use the acronym IANAL, and I'd miss it terribly.

 

[Leros]

Why aren't some of you become lawyers?

Somebody set us up the bomb.

 

[mugs]

Because we aren't speak Engrish good enough.

Edit: There's too many lawyers as it is. Who wants to end up working for an ambulance chaser after 7 years of school?

 

[Mill]

It is too bad your mother wasn't a lawyer and more familiar with Roe vs. Wade.

 

[rh71]

Originally posted by: jjones
We don't argue, you're full of sh!t.

I'd have to agree with that.

 

[sandorski]

Launch Zig!!

 

[yllus]

What you say !!

I like SSSnail, but I can't turn down a good opportunity to quote AYBABTU.

 

[thetxstang]

All your base are belong to us.

 

[shortspanishguy]

Originally posted by: rh71

Originally posted by: jjones
We don't argue, you're full of sh!t.

I'd have to agree with that.

I disagree. Lets Argue!!

 

[dainthomas]

I post on ATOT, therefore I AM a lawyer. I'm also an engineer, doctor, pilot, historian and general.

 

[PrinceofWands]

Because lawyers basically suck.

 

[randay]

I arent become lawyer because I arent a lawyering liking person.

 

[Skunkwourk]

Some of the members here already are (DevilsAdvocate), and some are already attending law school (LordSegan).

 

[SSSnail]

I find a lot of the responses to be funny. It's no secret that English is not my first language, and I never claimed to be an expert at it. What's funny about this is that some of you are actually either in the same boat (no pun intended) or even worse than me at the command of the language.

If I actually care about what I post on an online forum, my posts may have better resemblance to the acceptable structure of the English language, or better contents. You see, by being anally retentive about someone's mistakes doesn't actually make you a better person, or superior in any ways. Perhaps that's how you would feel, but in reality, nobody really gives a sh!t.

Take randay for example, I'm sure if I do a search on all his postings, I'd find many laughable mistakes. Not just in grammar, spellings but probably contents as well. Judging from what I've seen so far, I'd venture a bet that English wasn't his first language either. Moral of the story? Quit making an ass of yourself.

I could care less.

 

[Mill]

Originally posted by: SSSnail
I find a lot of the responses to be funny. It's no secret that English is not my first language, and I never claimed to be an expert at it. What's funny about this is that some of you are actually either in the same boat (no pun intended) or even worse than me at the command of the language.

If I actually care about what I post on an online forum, my posts may have better resemblance to the acceptable structure of the English language, or better contents. You see, by being anally retentive about someone's mistakes doesn't actually make you a better person, or superior in any ways. Perhaps that's how you would feel, but in reality, nobody really gives a sh!t.

Take randay for example, I'm sure if I do a search on all his postings, I'd find many laughable mistakes. Not just in grammar, spellings but probably contents as well. Judging from what I've seen so far, I'd venture a bet that English wasn't his first language either. Moral of the story? Quit making an ass of yourself.

I could care less.

What is your first language?

BTW, don't say "I could care less" or the grammar nazis will destroy you. The more correct form is "I could NOT care less."