Why Are You Breaking My Kayak?

BoomerD

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Her voice was so annoying that I kept hoping the bear would rip her head off and shit down her neck...and use the bear spray for breath spray.
 

SearchMaster

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Pretty sure this is a repost but too lazy to look up the original...

Frankly that lady doesn't seem to possess the intestinal fortitude required to live in a harsh environment like Alaska.

[edit]Dullard to the rescue[/edit]
 

SearchMaster

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In watching again, I wonder if this is fake, meaning that the original video was taken and overdubbed with the annoying bitch's commentary to create a viral video. I guess it worked with 5M views.
 

brianmanahan

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an oldie but a goodie!

i actually don't find her that annoying tbh

i would probably freak out too if a bear ate my kayak, just with a lower voice
 

cbrunny

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Youre supposed to yell at bears. I don't know why this is... well.. i was going to say controversial but that's not it. newsworthy - still isn't that. Noteworthy... nope. clickworthy..... maybe? barely?

Whatever. You're all idiots.
 

Thebobo

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I would rather have two 12 spikes pounded into my eyes then listen to that woman again.
 

Mayne

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it could be my brother buying a kayak for himself and his girlfriend saying "you know you have fucking bills to pay? where is the other seat in it for me?" "lasfja;lsdfj afdsjladsfja asfjlasdfj"

goddamn women suck sometimes.
 

Imp

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Now we know how effective bear spray is?

And I'm reminded why I delete the sound file on 99% of my videos and less than 5 people have complained.
 

DrPizza

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In watching again, I wonder if this is fake, meaning that the original video was taken and overdubbed with the annoying bitch's commentary to create a viral video. I guess it worked with 5M views.
That was my thought about 45 seconds into it. Then I read the commentary about swimming. Unless that bear tore the kayak in two, it would still have been a far more effective way of moving across the water. So her seat might have been torn - big deal.
 
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Pardus

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Holy crap - she was so f***ing annoying. If i was that bear, would slit her throat just to shut her up. The bear did little damage to her kayak. Is there is a high rate of mental disorder in Alaska ?
 

Anubis

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