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Why are you a Jet fan?

Heller

Heller

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You have never been to NY
You are never going to NY
Your mom still supports you
and you were born 3 miles AWAY from dolphin Stadium.
 
Why are we Dolphins fans?

Henne is a piece of shit QB and should be cut immediately.
Henning is a piece of shit OC and should be fired immediately.
Sparano celebrated field goals and first downs like they just won the game.
Cowher or Gruden should be hired immediately.

I live in Michigan but was born and raised in Miami and grew up about 10 minutes from Dolphins stadium. I'm sick of the same shit every year. Not to mention, the Lions fans I will have to deal with after the loss today.

The Dolphins have so much talent but they need a qb, healthy offensive line, and a plan in place to deal with the now aging Ronnie/Ricky combo.
 
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Arik5405 said:
Why are we Dolphins fans?

Henne is a piece of shit QB and should be cut immediately.
Henning is a piece of shit OC and should be fired immediately.
Sparano celebrated field goals and first downs like they just won the game.
Cowher or Gruden should be hired immediately.

I live in Michigan but was born and raised in Miami and grew up about 10 minutes from Dolphins stadium. I'm sick of the same shit every year. Not to mention, the Lions fans I will have to deal with after the loss today.
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i agree but were still fans, they'll have there good and bad times just like every other team.

his response is "idk their just my team"
but i know its because his dad is a jets fan so he is i guess. Hes still young.
 
I have a friend who lives here in Michigan and jumped on the Jets bandwagon at the beginning of the season when they tried to go all NY Yankees and buy a team. I hate the Jets so much I root for the Pats when they play each other. That's saying a lot if I'm actually rooting for the Pats.
 
Arik5405 said:
Why are we Dolphins fans?

Henne is a piece of shit QB and should be cut immediately.
Henning is a piece of shit OC and should be fired immediately.
Sparano celebrated field goals and first downs like they just won the game.
Cowher or Gruden should be hired immediately.

I live in Michigan but was born and raised in Miami and grew up about 10 minutes from Dolphins stadium. I'm sick of the same shit every year. Not to mention, the Lions fans I will have to deal with after the loss today.

The Dolphins have so much talent but they need a qb, healthy offensive line, and a plan in place to deal with the now aging Ronnie/Ricky combo.
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I heard McNabb is gonna be looking for a job next season.
 
Clearly the reason people are Jets fans is that they no longer have any fear of death.
In fact, they welcome it.
 
techs said:
Clearly the reason people are Jets fans is that they no longer have any fear of death.
In fact, they welcome it.
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I was at a game a couple years ago in NY. I was sittin next to that fireman Fred or whatever you guys call him. He was scream J E T and before he got to S someone throgh a empty beer bottle at his head and he shut up real quick.
 
The Vikings have first dibs on McNabb. Because, you know, why would we want to develop a good QB when we can just get one that's "experienced" like Moon, Cunningham or Favre.
 
Because the jets are unstoppable, we're going straight two the superbowl!

Best defence #1 in the league, Sanchez has a been in a slouch the past game or 2 but he's clutch in the playoffs, and oh yeah WE'VE GOT LaDainian Tomlinson!

J-E-E-T!

JETS!

JETS!

JETS!
 
Gyhrg71 said:
Because the jets are unstoppable, we're going straight two the superbowl!

Best defence #1 in the league, Sanchez has a been in a slouch the past game or 2 but he's clutch in the playoffs, and oh yeah WE'VE GOT LaDainian Tomlinson!

J-E-E-T!

JETS!

JETS!

JETS!
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How many Superbowls?
 
Why am I a Jets fan?

"Because I hate myself" or "Because I was a serial killer in a previous life"

mcurphy said:
How many Superbowls?
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One Superbowl.

Ah. Ah. Ah.
 
mcurphy said:
How many Superbowls?
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What the hell are you talking about you jabroni? theres only one superbowl! If there was more Coach Ryan would win them two, because hes a great motivator and hes got this team playing hungry. No one else makes a team hungry like Rex Ryan! :twisted:
 
Gyhrg71 said:
What the hell are you talking about you jabroni? theres only one superbowl! If there was more Coach Ryan would win them two, because hes a great motivator and hes got this team playing hungry. No one else makes a team hungry like Rex Ryan! :twisted:
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That's only because he eats all the food.
 
Heller said:
I was at a game a couple years ago in NY. I was sittin next to that fireman Fred or whatever you guys call him. He was scream J E T and before he got to S someone throgh a empty beer bottle at his head and he shut up real quick.
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<feed into ATOT Heller translator>

I watched a Jets game once in my parents' living room in Coral Springs. Mom kept telling me to clean my room, but I was all like, no way mom, I already mowed the lawn... have mercy on me. Whatever. What was I talking about? Fuck it, I'm just gonna make something up to make myself sound like less of a loser. Score!
 
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