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Why are there no GOOD websites focused on facial proportions?

HamburgerBoy

HamburgerBoy

Lifer
As a vain and narcissistic bastard I find myself regularly Googling things like "wide forehead", "weak chin", "horse face", etc to figure what they actually mean in the real world (i.e. pictars). However, all I find are...

1. White supremacist circle-jerks
2. Plastic surgeon websites (often geared towards ethnic minorities)
3. Yahoo! Answers inquiries from teenaged girls asking "hai guise am i ugly?"

I want a website like that visual weight & height chart that shows pictures of everything from 6'8" 120lb men to 4'0" 200lb bearded female dwarves, but with ranges of forehead breadth, nose bridge prominence, cheekbone protrusions, etcetcetc. There's already all those websites that you upload your picture to and then place the dots in the appropriate place, which then calculate various proportions. Just show me some pictures because I don't take your word when you tell me that my lip-to-ears ratio is a 5.3 when I'm sure it's at least an 8.2. Surely I'm not the only one that feels like this; what is missing to make this a marketable enterprise?
 
You mean like this?

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HamburgerBoy said:
As a vain and narcissistic bastard - I want a website - that shows - 4'0" 200lb bearded female dwarves - with ranges of forehead breadth, nose bridge prominence, [&] cheekbone protrusions - because - my lip-to-ears ratio is a 5.3.
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H-Boy, I did you the favor of compressing your mildly disturbing OP into something far more lulz worthy. :biggrin:
 
Perknose said:
Still residually true in India, btw.
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Yes. People don't realize how lucky they are to be living in the first world.. it is really sad to see how entitled my generation is.. here in the US(Or rich folks back in India for that matter).
 
I guess I wasn't explicit enough in the op; I want pictures of men as well, so that I can compare my own facial structure with an ideal. Googling the aforementioned terms mostly nets pictures of women, which I am not interested in.
 
Perknose said:
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I was confused for a girl many times as a child (I even had an 'F' follow 'Sex:' after a vaccine once), but I'm not that feminine anymore. I strive for a masculine ideal. The thing is that apparently most men don't in that regard, and instead are fine with merely shooting up steroids and eating lots of protein. Why is it that women are the ones that try to make a change in their facial appearance? Are men just lazy/spoiled? Because it can't be that we have naturally better faces.
 
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