Why are the Midwest and the Mideast so different?

[AaronP]

huh? In the midwest, you have farms, fat people, and the Chicago Bears, in the mideast you have terrorists, holy wars, and little babies being bombed.

what's the deal with that?

 

[yakko]

Because they don't have Jerry Springer.

 

[BigSmooth]

<< Because they don't Jerry Springer. >>


I didn't know &quot;to Jerry Springer&quot; was a verb now. Did that get added to the dictionary the same time as &quot;D'oh&quot;? 😉

yakko, you editin' fool! 😀

 

[mackstann]

In the midwest we have hicks, and lotsa white trash. Quite a few fat people, but I think the Bears are just big in IL or Chicago.

But then again the midwest has ME so it is quite a fxcked up place.

 

[Yo Ma Ma]

Yes, not having Jerry Springer is their downfall.

 

[vi edit]

Lets see here. Lets kidnap all the Texans, and throw them into Iowa. Now take all of the Blacks in the country and throw them into Illionois. Take all of the racists, KKK, white supremists, ect, and put them in Mossouri. Now to top it off, put all Rich, right wing fundamentalist conservatives and put them in Wisconsin.

I garantee the midwest will be a whole lot more &quot;exciting&quot;.

 

[yakko]

<< Yakko, you editin' fool! >>

It is yakko dammit!:|

 

[BigSmooth]

<<

<< Yakko, you editin' fool! >>

It is yakko dammit!:| >>


What are you talking about? I never said that.

 

[Joyride]

As long as the sheet that goes down in the ME doesn't come to my little redneck part of the MW (Iowa) then I am not gonna put to much thought into it.

 

[RossGr]

Dude, look at a map, the &quot;midwest&quot; IS the mideast! The Midwest is where Colorado and Wyoming are located.

Sorry just a pet pevee of mine.