WHY are the customers ALWAYS right???

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Rent

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When I worked at CompUSA, I had lunatics that would come in and preach to me about certain products being better than others. I can understand customer bias, but they have to also understand my bias. As a sales person, I was out to get their cash.

Personally, I got chewed out because a customer came to me and said "What are your RAM prices" and when I told him, he replied "Wow thats a high price" and I said "yeah, if you want cheap RAM go to Frys Electronics". The next day my stores general manager had a talk with me and told me to tell customers that even though our prices were higher than the competition, they were getting superior service from the company(the guy that I talked to about RAM turned out to be a CompUSA exec). I stood up, told him "no I won't do that and if you don't like it fire me." He just walked off, never came back to talk to me.

Customers are a #1 priority, but they aren't god. I'm not going to lie to their face to get them to buy something - thats the worst customer service if you ask me.
 

ArkAoss

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I really hate jobs where there are customers, i guess that's why garbage men can be soo happy.
 

jonnyGURU

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Radeon: You sound right up my alley!

ArkOss: Sounds good to me! As long as I can do something about the smell. Clothes pins maybe.

 

Demon-Xanth

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Feb 15, 2000
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What's worse than ignorant customers?

Ignorant friends/relatives :)

...they know where you live/work
 

Ornery

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Oct 9, 1999
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Nothing you've said surprises me one bit, except for the fact that YOU DON'T SAVE ALL YOUR EMAIL! :Q
 

yakko

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<< I never thought the guy would turn around and email my manager >>

You must be new to customer service.
 

guyver01

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Johnny.. did you see yesterday's Dilbert Strip?


Paraphrased..
Dogbert: Rule Number 1 in management .. The customer is always right!
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Dogbert: Rule Number 2.. The customer must PAY for their arrogance!
 

Noriaki

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Wow....what decade are you living in man?

Customer is always right, that's like some 70s thing ;)

The first thing my mentors here told me is that the Clients are almost always lying. Most of the time because they don't know what they are talking about, but never take anything they say at face value.
 

desy

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Customers sometimes will lie, cheat and swindle you and some just aren't worth the greif.
Mangers spurt this customers is right crap when they don't have an answer and most don't have the balls to say OK here is your money back goodbye don't let the door hit you on the way out.
I've worked palces where your mental shape takes precidence over customers cause there is no customer loyalty anymore so who cares.
If they can keep a good satisfied employee they will get others to replace mister PITA.
 

OS

Lifer
Oct 11, 1999
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Damn Radeon, that must have taken balls to tell your manager to fck off
 

ratkil

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First I sympathize with you Jonny

Second &quot; I am almost finished on the final design for my Cyber Ninja Assassins&quot; scares the hell out of me, because he probably is not kidding and I live in the same city..........
 

Stark

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Hey jg, pm me with your boss' email and I'll send him a letter telling him what a great experience I had with a great tech who rma'd my defective motherboard.

If nothing else it will give me something to do (only two days left before I leave for a new job, and I've already tied up all my loose ends).
 

jonnyGURU

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I don't know Stark... aren't you that guy that ignited the board with lighter fluid and returned it? I don't think I want him to get an email saying &quot;I ignited a board with lighter fluid and Jon did the RMA anyway.&quot;

Just kidding, of course. :p

 

monckywrench

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A motorcycle shop owner I knew had a nice way of dealing with fvcktard customers. He simply raised the labor portion of their bill to compensate for the hassle :)
 

Fangorn

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I think that the real problem is that people are losing their ability to interact with other people. How long does it take when you call a bank or a store before you really talk to a live person after pounding 1, 2, 6, #...

So much business is done over the phone, Email, etc. that you lose sight that there's a real person behind the voice you're talking to. As more impersonal methods of transacting with businesses and running your life have increased over the past ten years, so has our individual demands to have things done now, done right, and at someone else's expense when things screw up.

Or, maybe we're all just selfish, rude, boorish a$$holes at heart and we're not afraid to show it anymore.

jonnyGURU, save your Emails. Record your calls. Do whatever it takes to protect yourself from these idiots who make life insufferable for the rest of us. Documentation is at the heart of my profession. If I didn't write everything down, I'd have my butt handed to me in court if the s**t ever hits the fan.

 

Bignate603

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Sep 5, 2000
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Hmm, anbody read Dilbert today?

Rule #1
The customer is always right.

Rule #2
You must punish them for they're arrogance
 

jonnyGURU

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Well, I've figured out one thing I can do for anger management.

One customer emailed me telling me that all six motherboards he had were dead and four of the six CPUs were dead and two out of two CD ROMs were unacceptably noisy.

Of course, I want to just belt right out and say &quot;YOU'RE A MORON!&quot; Instead, I responded with an email that simply said, &quot;Someone set us up the bomb.&quot;

By the time he responded with an email that said, &quot;I'm sorry, what does this mean?&quot; I was cool enough to simply respond back with, &quot;Sorry, that email was for someone else...&quot; and give him an RMA # so I could just test the stuff in house and move on to the next customer. :p
 

guyver01

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Bignate603.. i see you read dilbert.. but did you bother to read this thread? You woulda seen i posted that about...6 hours ago..