CorCentral
Banned
- Feb 11, 2001
- 6,415
- 1
- 0
Originally posted by: nonameo
Originally posted by: Modelworks
I'll quote my dad "when I was your age I had to walk 5 miles in the snow, kill a bear so I could have the fur for my feet, didn't have shoes. Had to melt the ice by rubbing the fur of two squirrels together, that I had to catch with my teeth because my hands were so numb. Then I had to shave the bark off a tree to use it for wiping my butt because we didn't have that fancy toilet paper. And I had to do all this just to get to the outhouse !"
I would have just dug a hole in the ground and crapped in that. Or just crap on the ground. It'll rinse away when it rains.
Also, why would I use bark when leaves are easier to get and much, much softer? Bark has just as much of a chance of damaging your poo hole as a leaf does. Not to mention that it SHOULD be pretty easy to pick out the safe ones... you know... not poison ivy? I mean heck, they aren't even shaped right for the job anyways. What you really want are pear tree leaves or something like that. Maybe fig leaves? they're kinda fuzzy. It'd do a good job of catching the poo all in one swoop. Some of the other leaves are too "slick" to really pick any of it up off of your butt.
:laugh: ....... Nah, you need Magnolia Tree leaves! Not from experience, just the size of the Leaf!