Why are packages sent using cars called shipments?

[polarmystery]

😕

 

[Megatomic]

And the obligatory why do we park in driveways and drive on parkways?

 

[Deeko]

Because I said so.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Because you touch yourself at night.

 

[MotF Bane]

Originally posted by: Megatomic
And the obligatory why do we park in driveways and drive on parkways?

We drive on roads or highways. Pfft, parkways.

 

[acheron]

Originally posted by: MotF Bane

Originally posted by: Megatomic
And the obligatory why do we park in driveways and drive on parkways?

We drive on roads or highways. Pfft, parkways.

who are you calling "we"?

 

[funkymatt]

I think there's some watermelons over there. you already have your giant hammer, right?

 

[Crono]

Originally posted by: acheron

Originally posted by: MotF Bane

Originally posted by: Megatomic
And the obligatory why do we park in driveways and drive on parkways?

We drive on roads or highways. Pfft, parkways.

who are you calling "we"?

Seconded

 

[Poulsonator]

Originally posted by: Crono

Originally posted by: acheron

Originally posted by: MotF Bane

Originally posted by: Megatomic
And the obligatory why do we park in driveways and drive on parkways?

We drive on roads or highways. Pfft, parkways.

who are you calling "we"?

Seconded

Thirded - my home address ends in 'Parkway'.

edited: As does my company's address.

 

[glenn beck]

why is abbreviation such a long word

 

[BoomerD]

Why is "Skool" spelled "School" (shool)?

 

[mundane]

I see very few cars carrying merchandise, it's usually some variety of truck.

 

[Howard]

Originally posted by: mundane
I see very few cars carrying merchandise, it's usually some variety of truck.

Truckgo?

 

[woodie1]

If I told ya I'd have to kill ya!

😉

 

[SunnyD]

Because.

 

[MotionMan]

Originally posted by: Megatomic
And the obligatory why do we park in driveways and drive on parkways?

This.

MotionMan

 

[Black88GTA]

Why is it called taking a shit when you're actually leaving one behind?

 

[cKGunslinger]

If a #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?

 

[Jeff7]

Why is there a "b" at the end of "dumb?"
Why is "phonics" not spelled phonetically?

 

[BrokenVisage]

Because you touch your mast at night.

 

[Fayd]

Originally posted by: acheron

Originally posted by: MotF Bane

Originally posted by: Megatomic
And the obligatory why do we park in driveways and drive on parkways?

We drive on roads or highways. Pfft, parkways.

who are you calling "we"?

the intelligent side of the country.

 

[JujuFish]

Originally posted by: BoomerD
Why is "Skool" spelled "School" (shool)?

Because scheme, scholar, schism, and schedule are all pronounced with a sh. 😕