- May 18, 2001
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Yesterday while riding my bicycle a car pulled out in front of me, crossing the street that I was on. This really wasn't a problem because I was still a fair distance away from the car, but my idiot driver radar started going off in a big, big way. Then she saw me. And she stopped. Right in the middle of the freaking road, blocking both lanes of traffic. Before, she was just a minor nuisance. Now she was a major obstacle to my continued health. She started wildly waving her arms trying to get a signal from me as to where I was going (as though I had somehow indicated that I was going anywhere other than straight down the road that I had occupied before Ms. Stevie Wonder decided to park her car perpendicularly across it). Finally she remembered why she had an accelerator installed, used it, and narrowly avoided me sprawling across her hood.
I also can't stand it when people won't pass me. They stay right on my back wheel and won't go around.
And I can't stand the rednecks that intentionally see how close they can drive to my bike.
Thanks for listening.
I also can't stand it when people won't pass me. They stay right on my back wheel and won't go around.
And I can't stand the rednecks that intentionally see how close they can drive to my bike.
Thanks for listening.