Why are men so stupid in the gym? LIKE FOR REALS!!!!

[Cappuccino]

I go gym 3-4 times a week for 1 hour and every freaking time I always see someone wearing flip flops and sandals in the gym. What's up with that? Are they trying to show off their toe muscles or something? I am not done yet... why the ********************* are you taking red bull and monster energy drinks with you? Are you dumb? If I'm not mistaken people go to the gym to lose weight, stay fit and build muscle etc so why the ***** are you drinking 20 teaspoons of diabetuscozade?

I swear to god men are dumb as hell.

Oh and why do men never wipe the sweat of the machines? WOOOOOOOOOOOW that is why I never touch the machines because the seat and back are full of fungus and diseases.

Surely I'm not the only person witnessing this.

FYI I do cardio and yogo class and I have my own matt I ain't got time to sit on someones dirty ass yoga matt. Disgusting. Disgusting men.


edit - I forgot to add. WHY the HELL do I sometimes see men wearing COATS and 9000000 layers of clothing???????????? ARE YOU REALLY THAT COLD????????????? LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO dumbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb

 

[Crono]

This is why I work out at home.

Also your description is way too vivid. Did not need the gross details.

 

[Jeeebus]

In this thread, the beta exposes himself and the alphas swoop in for the easy kill.

 

[highland145]

I go to a Uni gym and the youngsters are nasty. I sweat like a beast. Especially on a mat and I'm the only one that sprays/wipes. WTH is it with young people?

Think I'll post complaints.

 

[highland145]

In this thread, the beta exposes himself and the alphas swoop in for the easy kill.

He's a she.

 

[John Connor]

Plan to get a membership this Summer at Planet fitness. For $10/month you can't beat it. But I know all too well to wipe the machine down after using it. I'm not an idiot like some here think. You can easily pass mersha if you don't wipe a machine down.

 

[Crono]

Plan to get a membership this Summer at Planet fitness. For $10/month you can't beat it. But I know all too well to wipe the machine down after using it. I'm not an idiot like some here think. You can easily pass mersha if you don't wipe a machine down.

Gyms like Planet Fitness can charge that low because they are designed for most people to not actually use their gym. If you do, though, it's a good value for sure.

 

[John Connor]

Oh I will. I have some weight to lose and more muscle to gain.

 

[John Connor]

Double post. /jacked up forum software.

 

[pauldun170]

I swear to god men are dumb as hell.

Oh and why do men never wipe the sweat of the machines?

Disgusting men.


edit - I forgot to add. WHY the HELL do I sometimes see men wearing COATS and 9000000 layers of clothing???????????? ARE YOU REALLY THAT COLD????????????? LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO dumbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb

Here you go
http://lucilleroberts.com/locations

 

[John Connor]

She lives in Europe.

 

[Darwin333]

Pics of guys wearing 900,000 layers of clothes please.

 

[Kaido]

IIFYM + calisthenics @ home FTW

 

[highland145]

IIFYM + calisthenics @ home pics of wife FTW

Thanks

 

[GRIFFIN1]

Not everyone that goes to the gym is there to lose weight. Some guys are trying to get bigger, so a red bull loaded with sugar is going to help them get bigger.

If you want to see some really stupid stuff, then you need to go to the free weights section.

I have a power rack, barbell, and bench at home and I have used it a lot. The gym I go to is within walking distance from work, so I just walk over there in the early afternoon when it isn't crowded. I tried going there at like 7PM once and it was totally insane. If I couldn't go during off-peak times, then I would cancel my membership. I like to bitch about the idiots at the gym, but having idiots to bitch about is part of the reason I would rather workout at the gym than at home.

 

[Kaido]

Thanks

Why not pics of me instead

 

[highland145]

Not everyone that goes to the gym is there to lose weight. Some guys are trying to get bigger, so a red bull loaded with sugar is going to help them get bigger.

If you want to see some really stupid stuff, then you need to go to the free weights section.

Let me just quote this for posterity.

Joined 1999 and H&F are mystery's...big and bad mystery's.

https://forums.anandtech.com/threads/fat-loss-how-to-lose-the-bulge-and-gain-the-ripples.162171/

Go away griffin.

 

[highland145]

Why not pics of me instead

Close but the wrist bands give your s.o. the edge.

 

[Crono]

Why not pics of me instead

So I take it you are married to LaFawnduh? :hmm:

 

[highland145]

Not married. It's complicated...

 

[highland145]

Not everyone that goes to the gym is there to lose weight. Some guys are trying to get bigger, so a red bull loaded with sugar is going to help them get bigger.

If you want to see some really stupid stuff, then you need to go to the free weights section.

I have a power rack, barbell, and bench at home and I have used it a lot. The gym I go to is within walking distance from work, so I just walk over there in the early afternoon when it isn't crowded. I tried going there at like 7PM once and it was totally insane. If I couldn't go during off-peak times, then I would cancel my membership. I like to bitch about the idiots at the gym, but having idiots to bitch about is part of the reason I would rather workout at the gym than at home.

.....

 

[Kaido]

So I take it you are married to LaFawnduh? :hmm:

Haters gonna hate!

I stopped into the town they filmed the show in a few years ago. Napoleon Dynamite is basically a documentary. It's exactly as filmed.

 

[FIVR]

Learn to swim instead of working out (swimming is better for you anyway) and buy a house by the ocean or with a pool or both. Problem solved.

 

[highland145]

^^
Hater.

 

[s0me0nesmind1]

Let's break down your post here:

I go gym 3-4 times a week for 1 hour and every freaking time I always see someone wearing flip flops and sandals in the gym. What's up with that? Are they trying to show off their toe muscles or something?

Really? Sandals? That's what you notice?

I notice them grunting for the entire gym to hear at the slightest lift. Not to mention the "I MUST DROP THE BAR ON MY LAST REP BECAUSE THIS IS SO INTENSE!"

I am not done yet... why the ********************* are you taking red bull and monster energy drinks with you? Are you dumb? If I'm not mistaken people go to the gym to lose weight, stay fit and build muscle etc so why the ***** are you drinking 20 teaspoons of diabetuscozade?

if someone is trying to gain weight (which most retard meat heads in the gym likely are), what's wrong with carbs?

I swear to god men are dumb as hell.

Oh and why do men never wipe the sweat of the machines? WOOOOOOOOOOOW that is why I never touch the machines because the seat and back are full of fungus and diseases.

Surely I'm not the only person witnessing this.

I don't wipe down every machine I touch either. Suck it. I don't really give a shit. God forbid your immune system get a workout too. What's next? Do we need to wipe down every machine with hand sanitizer after each use too?

I swear the US will implode and everyone will die simply based on weak immune systems.