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jjones

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Oct 9, 2001
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Originally posted by: RossMAN

What is a coyote morning?
That's when you're so drunk you bring home the ugly chick and you wake up in the morning with her all snuggled up and her head resting on your arm. Well you realize that she's so ugly that you'd rather chew your arm off in order to beat a quick path to the door than take the chance of waking her up. ;)

 

RossMAN

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Feb 24, 2000
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Originally posted by: jjones
Originally posted by: RossMAN

What is a coyote morning?
That's when you're so drunk you bring home the ugly chick and you wake up in the morning with her all snuggled up and her head resting on your arm. Well you realize that she's so ugly that you'd rather chew your arm off in order to beat a quick path to the door than take the chance of waking her up. ;)

Speaking from personal experience I take it?
 

jjones

Lifer
Oct 9, 2001
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Originally posted by: RossMAN
Originally posted by: jjones
Originally posted by: RossMAN

What is a coyote morning?
That's when you're so drunk you bring home the ugly chick and you wake up in the morning with her all snuggled up and her head resting on your arm. Well you realize that she's so ugly that you'd rather chew your arm off in order to beat a quick path to the door than take the chance of waking her up. ;)

Speaking from personal experience I take it?

Who me? I don't drink (see sig). ;)

 

Jittles

Golden Member
Apr 17, 2001
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It's like this: (Not coyote morning)

One bag ugly: put a bag over her head and bang her anyway.

Two bag ugly: gotta double bag her, she's a bit uglier

Coyote ugly: wake up and you would rather chew your own arm off than waking up that ugly bitch next to you.


I never knew this until my high school english teacher told us. Makes you wonder why they named the movie Coyote Ugly.
 

kmac1914

Golden Member
Apr 2, 2002
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Originally posted by: tm37
Average Posts Per Day: 0.04

That could be the reason:Q

Yea....you need to take a page from the book of our good friend Grasshopper.
2700+ posts in 4 months....and some of them weren't even the usual neffing....
 

Anubis

No Lifer
Aug 31, 2001
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tbqhwy.com
Originally posted by: boi
Ranking
Each author is assigned a ranking based on the number of posted messages they have made. The ranking appears underneath the user's name. Below are the current ranks.

Title Posts Required
Junior Member 0
Member 20
Senior Member 200
Golden Member 1000
Platinum Member 2000
Diamond Member 3000
Lifer 10000

yup

but i think there should be something between 3000 and 10000. at 5000
 

Evadman

Administrator Emeritus<br>Elite Member
Feb 18, 2001
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There is a loophole for lifer. you have to "be available" for the mods at any time for a year.
 

ViperXX

Platinum Member
Nov 2, 2001
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Actually your an a$$ hat. Which makes you an A$$ Hat member. Congratulations!!!
 

Zugzwang152

Lifer
Oct 30, 2001
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Originally posted by: dahotboykj
Originally posted by: tm37
Average Posts Per Day: 0.04

That could be the reason:Q

Yea....you need to take a page from the book of our good friend Grasshopper.
2700+ posts in 4 months....and some of them weren't even the usual neffing....

then again he starts like 15 threads a day.
 

spanky

Lifer
Jun 19, 2001
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Originally posted by: OIKOS
man~ how do u guys get those cool names???

Elite, Golden, Platinum, Diamond members....... and Lifer???? and i am only a member..
:confused:

i want to be a Lifer too...

so u want to be a lifer huh? well... u're in luck. i accept paypal :)
 

wfbberzerker

Lifer
Apr 12, 2001
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Originally posted by: spankyOO7
Originally posted by: OIKOS
man~ how do u guys get those cool names???

Elite, Golden, Platinum, Diamond members....... and Lifer???? and i am only a member..
:confused:

i want to be a Lifer too...

so u want to be a lifer huh? well... u're in luck. i accept paypal :)

you can paypal a first born child?
 

Zugzwang152

Lifer
Oct 30, 2001
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I am now purchasing Posts via Paypal, 1 cent each. Please direct AnandTech Moderator to set my postcount up, and notify me of who is due the money.