That's when you're so drunk you bring home the ugly chick and you wake up in the morning with her all snuggled up and her head resting on your arm. Well you realize that she's so ugly that you'd rather chew your arm off in order to beat a quick path to the door than take the chance of waking her up.
RossMAN
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Originally posted by: jjones
That's when you're so drunk you bring home the ugly chick and you wake up in the morning with her all snuggled up and her head resting on your arm. Well you realize that she's so ugly that you'd rather chew your arm off in order to beat a quick path to the door than take the chance of waking her up.
Speaking from personal experience I take it?
Originally posted by: RossMAN
Originally posted by: jjones
That's when you're so drunk you bring home the ugly chick and you wake up in the morning with her all snuggled up and her head resting on your arm. Well you realize that she's so ugly that you'd rather chew your arm off in order to beat a quick path to the door than take the chance of waking her up.
Speaking from personal experience I take it?
Who me? I don't drink (see sig).
It's like this: (Not coyote morning)
One bag ugly: put a bag over her head and bang her anyway.
Two bag ugly: gotta double bag her, she's a bit uglier
Coyote ugly: wake up and you would rather chew your own arm off than waking up that ugly bitch next to you.
I never knew this until my high school english teacher told us. Makes you wonder why they named the movie Coyote Ugly.
One bag ugly: put a bag over her head and bang her anyway.
Two bag ugly: gotta double bag her, she's a bit uglier
Coyote ugly: wake up and you would rather chew your own arm off than waking up that ugly bitch next to you.
I never knew this until my high school english teacher told us. Makes you wonder why they named the movie Coyote Ugly.
Yea....you need to take a page from the book of our good friend Grasshopper.
2700+ posts in 4 months....and some of them weren't even the usual neffing....
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man~ how do u guys get those cool names???
Elite, Golden, Platinum, Diamond members....... and Lifer???? and i am only a member..
i want to be a Lifer too...
so u want to be a lifer huh? well... u're in luck. i accept paypal
you can paypal a first born child?
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