Why am I a genius after sex?

[Literati]

Originally posted by: nick1985
well creating a post like this on ATOT is just asking for it, you should have known that.

I'm sorry I don't value this forums members or content enough to actively chart trends.

I leave that up to people like minendo

If your insisting that I should have known better than to assume that these guys have ever been able to please a vagina, or have ever seen one outside of a strip club and Firefox, then you're right.

 

[nick1985]

Originally posted by: MantisFistMonk

Originally posted by: nick1985
well creating a post like this on ATOT is just asking for it, you should have known that.

I'm sorry I don't value this forums members or content enough to actively chart trends.

I leave that up to people like minendo

If your insisting that I should have known better than to assume that these guys have ever been able to please a vagina, or have ever seen one outside of a strip club and Firefox, then you're right.

well, your mom complimented me last night, so i must be on the right track

 

[randal]

Originally posted by: nick1985

Originally posted by: MantisFistMonk

Originally posted by: nick1985
well creating a post like this on ATOT is just asking for it, you should have known that.

I'm sorry I don't value this forums members or content enough to actively chart trends.

I leave that up to people like minendo

If your insisting that I should have known better than to assume that these guys have ever been able to please a vagina, or have ever seen one outside of a strip club and Firefox, then you're right.

well, your mom complimented me last night, so i must be on the right track

oOoOoOoh, you should join the e-penis thread.

 

[minendo]

Seeing as to how sex makes you a genius, I guess you failed to get laid prior to this.

 

[remagavon]

Originally posted by: MantisFistMonk
ahh, my apologies. I have to cut myself short.

Entertaining this thread is like the fat girls you try to date, it's just not going to work out.

Sarcasm doesn't work very well on the internet. Either spell it out or stop being a jackass retard.

 

[Literati]

Originally posted by: nick1985

Originally posted by: MantisFistMonk

Originally posted by: nick1985
well creating a post like this on ATOT is just asking for it, you should have known that.

I'm sorry I don't value this forums members or content enough to actively chart trends.

I leave that up to people like minendo

If your insisting that I should have known better than to assume that these guys have ever been able to please a vagina, or have ever seen one outside of a strip club and Firefox, then you're right.

well, your mom complimented me last night, so i must be on the right track

wow. You know what? I have never heard that before. You are the first person I have ever heard use that. That is really... really... and extraordinarily clever, and original. I mean really, the wit and creativeness behind that is truely of epic proportions! Did you have help with that?

I think you have truely stumbled upon something great, and completely original.... and funny.

 

[nick1985]

Originally posted by: MantisFistMonk

Originally posted by: nick1985

Originally posted by: MantisFistMonk

Originally posted by: nick1985
well creating a post like this on ATOT is just asking for it, you should have known that.

I'm sorry I don't value this forums members or content enough to actively chart trends.

I leave that up to people like minendo

If your insisting that I should have known better than to assume that these guys have ever been able to please a vagina, or have ever seen one outside of a strip club and Firefox, then you're right.

well, your mom complimented me last night, so i must be on the right track

I think you have truely stumbled upon something great, and completely original

thats what your mother told me after we were done

 

[osiris3mc]

Originally posted by: minendo
Seeing as to how sex makes you a genius, I guess you failed to get laid prior to this.

Yeah that's a little scary. I've never gotten that upset over an exam. It's just a grade my man....

 

[datalink7]

Originally posted by: MantisFistMonk

Originally posted by: nick1985

Originally posted by: MantisFistMonk

Originally posted by: nick1985
well creating a post like this on ATOT is just asking for it, you should have known that.

I'm sorry I don't value this forums members or content enough to actively chart trends.

I leave that up to people like minendo

If your insisting that I should have known better than to assume that these guys have ever been able to please a vagina, or have ever seen one outside of a strip club and Firefox, then you're right.

well, your mom complimented me last night, so i must be on the right track

wow. You know what? I have never heard that before. You are the first person I have ever heard use that. That is really... really... and extraordinarily clever, and original. I mean really, the wit and creativeness behind that is truely of epic proportions! Did you have help with that?

I think you have truely stumbled upon something great, and completely original.... and funny.

The funny thing is, one of the most common replies to stuff like he said, is the reply you just gave (i.e. /sarcasm whow you're so smart, never heard that before! /sarcasm).

Your reply was just as predictable as his. So much for being original.

 

[Literati]

Originally posted by: osiris3mc

Originally posted by: minendo
Seeing as to how sex makes you a genius, I guess you failed to get laid prior to this.

Yeah that's a little scary. I've never gotten that upset over an exam. It's just a grade my man....

I agree.

I think throwing that elastic on the teachers desk crossed the line.

 

[Literati]

Originally posted by: datalink7

Originally posted by: MantisFistMonk

Originally posted by: nick1985

Originally posted by: MantisFistMonk

Originally posted by: nick1985
well creating a post like this on ATOT is just asking for it, you should have known that.

I'm sorry I don't value this forums members or content enough to actively chart trends.

I leave that up to people like minendo

If your insisting that I should have known better than to assume that these guys have ever been able to please a vagina, or have ever seen one outside of a strip club and Firefox, then you're right.

well, your mom complimented me last night, so i must be on the right track

wow. You know what? I have never heard that before. You are the first person I have ever heard use that. That is really... really... and extraordinarily clever, and original. I mean really, the wit and creativeness behind that is truely of epic proportions! Did you have help with that?

I think you have truely stumbled upon something great, and completely original.... and funny.

The funny thing is, one of the most common replies to stuff like he said, is the reply you just gave (i.e. /sarcasm whow you're so smart, never heard that before! /sarcasm).

Your reply was just as predictable as his. So much for being original.

That's not what your mom said last night.

 

[nick1985]

Originally posted by: MantisFistMonk

Originally posted by: datalink7
So much for being original.

That's not what your mom said last night.

how would you know? were you sitting in the closet beating off you your mom having sex with datalink7?

 

[Literati]

Originally posted by: nick1985

Originally posted by: MantisFistMonk

Originally posted by: datalink7
So much for being original.

That's not what your mom said last night.

how would you know? were you sitting in the closet beating off you your mom having sex with datalink7?

Oh another masturbation joke! Robin Williams... is that you?

LOOK I AM SORRY FOR THINKING ANY OF YOU WOULD KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH A REAL PERSON BEFORE.

I AM WRONG, I ADMIT IT AND I AM SORRY.

 

[remagavon]

double post

 

[remagavon]

Originally posted by: MantisFistMonk

Originally posted by: nick1985

Originally posted by: MantisFistMonk

Originally posted by: datalink7
So much for being original.

That's not what your mom said last night.

how would you know? were you sitting in the closet beating off you your mom having sex with datalink7?

Oh another masturbation joke! Robin Williams... is that you?

LOOK I AM SORRY FOR THINKING ANY OF YOU WOULD KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH A REAL PERSON BEFORE.

I AM WRONG, I ADMIT IT AND I AM SORRY.

:music:Motion to ban the troll.

 

[nick1985]

Originally posted by: MantisFistMonk

Originally posted by: nick1985

Originally posted by: MantisFistMonk

Originally posted by: datalink7
So much for being original.

That's not what your mom said last night.

how would you know? were you sitting in the closet beating off you your mom having sex with datalink7?

Oh another masturbation joke! Robin Williams... is that you?

LOOK I AM SORRY FOR THINKING ANY OF YOU WOULD KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH A REAL PERSON BEFORE.

I AM WRONG, I ADMIT IT AND I AM SORRY.

sorry to break it to you, but a blow up doll doesnt count as a real person.

 

[Literati]

Originally posted by: remagavon

Originally posted by: MantisFistMonk

Originally posted by: nick1985

Originally posted by: MantisFistMonk

Originally posted by: datalink7
So much for being original.

That's not what your mom said last night.

how would you know? were you sitting in the closet beating off you your mom having sex with datalink7?

Oh another masturbation joke! Robin Williams... is that you?

LOOK I AM SORRY FOR THINKING ANY OF YOU WOULD KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH A REAL PERSON BEFORE.

I AM WRONG, I ADMIT IT AND I AM SORRY.

:music:Motion to ban the troll.

I was only defending myself against unprovoked attacks. And I will continue to do so.

They started making derogatory, unfounded, and deliberitly offensive remarks to me and I am the troll?

Is this how ATOT works?

 

[minendo]

Originally posted by: MantisFistMonk

Originally posted by: remagavon

Originally posted by: MantisFistMonk

Originally posted by: nick1985

Originally posted by: MantisFistMonk

Originally posted by: datalink7
So much for being original.

That's not what your mom said last night.

how would you know? were you sitting in the closet beating off you your mom having sex with datalink7?

Oh another masturbation joke! Robin Williams... is that you?

LOOK I AM SORRY FOR THINKING ANY OF YOU WOULD KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH A REAL PERSON BEFORE.

I AM WRONG, I ADMIT IT AND I AM SORRY.

:music:Motion to ban the troll.

I was only defending myself against unprovoked attacks. And I will continue to do so.

They started making derogatory, unfounded, and deliberitly offensive remarks to me and I am the troll?

Is this how ATOT works?

Mommy. Make the bad man stop posting.

 

[SuperSix]

All this coming from someone with "fist" in their username..


:disgust:

 

[Ryan]

Originally posted by: SuperSix
All this coming from someone with "fist" in their username..


:disgust:

ROTFLMAO!

 

[Literati]

Originally posted by: SuperSix
All this coming from someone with "fist" in their username..


:disgust:

The fist is because I have been boxing for 3 years.

What's the problem? Please elaborate.

 

[SuperSix]

Originally posted by: MantisFistMonk

Originally posted by: SuperSix
All this coming from someone with "fist" in their username..


:disgust:

The fist is because I have been boxing for 3 years.

What's the problem? Please elaborate.

Who on top of it has "Mantis" in his username - we all know what happens to Mantis's (sp?) when they have sex..

 

[iamwiz82]

I say that this essay was comic genius. Props to you! :beer:

 

[remagavon]

Originally posted by: minendo

Originally posted by: MantisFistMonk

Originally posted by: remagavon

Originally posted by: MantisFistMonk

Originally posted by: nick1985

Originally posted by: MantisFistMonk

Originally posted by: datalink7
So much for being original.

That's not what your mom said last night.

how would you know? were you sitting in the closet beating off you your mom having sex with datalink7?

Oh another masturbation joke! Robin Williams... is that you?

LOOK I AM SORRY FOR THINKING ANY OF YOU WOULD KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH A REAL PERSON BEFORE.

I AM WRONG, I ADMIT IT AND I AM SORRY.

:music:Motion to ban the troll.

I was only defending myself against unprovoked attacks. And I will continue to do so.

They started making derogatory, unfounded, and deliberitly offensive remarks to me and I am the troll?

Is this how ATOT works?

Mommy. Make the bad man stop posting.

 

[Literati]

Originally posted by: SuperSix

Originally posted by: MantisFistMonk

Originally posted by: SuperSix
All this coming from someone with "fist" in their username..


:disgust:

The fist is because I have been boxing for 3 years.

What's the problem? Please elaborate.

Who on top of it has "Mantis" in his username - we all know what happens to Mantis's (sp?) when they have sex..

I have Mantis in front of it.

Northern Praying Mantis is a Traditional Chinese bare knuckle form of boxing in which I actively train in under one of the best instructors in the United States.

Hence the Mantis Fist. The monk comes into play because I am generally a humble and observative person who tries to rely on intelligence, logic and reason, all three of which don't work around here. Also, the Praying Mantis form of bare knuckle style boxing was originated and defined in the Shaolin Temple. Where monks were disciplined.

I have explained myself, you still have not explained yourself.

What is the obsession with fist being in my username around here?