Sports they are pointless, for example
Football: yeah watch a bunch of muscle bound men slap each other on the a$$ and chase after a guy with a ball wrapped in pig hide. Why? So we can watch them bounce their flab off of the ground when make a touchdown. Someone once told me that "it's like a game of Human chess" ok well if that was the case then Wide receivers could only move diagonal. The Quarterback could move on yard ahead at a time. and the queen sits on the sidelines screaming at everyone. *pfft* typical woman. I think in order to make football more enjoyable they should make the players wear dresses and no pads.
Basketball: it's a bunch of men throwing a more rounded ball around a wooden floor and occasionally. Bouncing it off of the ground. Wow my 2 year old can do that. And every so often throw it at a hoop that is 10 feet of the ground. And when they call a timeout the coach slaps them on the a$$. People have told me "that this game takes dexterity and hand to eye coordination" .... SO??? So does quake?? And if you throw the ball from farther out your chances of missing are greater... and it's the same with quake, you shoot a rocket from further out chances are you are going to miss. What is the big frigging deal. WHO BLOODY CARES!!! so the object is to see who can Miss the basket less. and even then they aren't going to win. I think that in order to make basketball more enjoyable they should make it a spiked ball.
Baseball: YEAH! Lets his a ball made out of twine with a wooden bat, to see how far we can hit it! That?s a brilliant Idea. Just so you can run in a circle, and when you make it back to where you started off in the first place the coach slaps you on the A$$.... more A$$ slapping I'm starting to see a trend here. This one is more pointless than the other two. I think that in order to make baseball more interesting you need to elimate the gloves. Barehanded baseball. If they are going to make 45 million a year they should earn it with blood.
Wrestling: Need I say much? It?s fake. It?s two guys that like to roll around on a matt for money. They grab each other in innapporite places. These people must be into BDSM. Which reminds me. Is a sadist is something who receiving pain and a machoist is someone who likes GIVING pain. Does someone who claims to be a sado-maschist into self-pleasure? Why in Gods name use sports. Just get a couple of toys from your local adult shop!
it is my determination that people who play then or are REALLY into sports (i.e. The armchair quarterback etc...) either must have gay tendencies or must be gay. Look at all of the touchy feely? Even HOCKEY, "Full body checks"... look at some of the terms in hockey "slipping between the pads" "puck" "Goal tending"
Disturbing
EDIT: I'll get the rest tomarrow
Football: yeah watch a bunch of muscle bound men slap each other on the a$$ and chase after a guy with a ball wrapped in pig hide. Why? So we can watch them bounce their flab off of the ground when make a touchdown. Someone once told me that "it's like a game of Human chess" ok well if that was the case then Wide receivers could only move diagonal. The Quarterback could move on yard ahead at a time. and the queen sits on the sidelines screaming at everyone. *pfft* typical woman. I think in order to make football more enjoyable they should make the players wear dresses and no pads.
Basketball: it's a bunch of men throwing a more rounded ball around a wooden floor and occasionally. Bouncing it off of the ground. Wow my 2 year old can do that. And every so often throw it at a hoop that is 10 feet of the ground. And when they call a timeout the coach slaps them on the a$$. People have told me "that this game takes dexterity and hand to eye coordination" .... SO??? So does quake?? And if you throw the ball from farther out your chances of missing are greater... and it's the same with quake, you shoot a rocket from further out chances are you are going to miss. What is the big frigging deal. WHO BLOODY CARES!!! so the object is to see who can Miss the basket less. and even then they aren't going to win. I think that in order to make basketball more enjoyable they should make it a spiked ball.
Baseball: YEAH! Lets his a ball made out of twine with a wooden bat, to see how far we can hit it! That?s a brilliant Idea. Just so you can run in a circle, and when you make it back to where you started off in the first place the coach slaps you on the A$$.... more A$$ slapping I'm starting to see a trend here. This one is more pointless than the other two. I think that in order to make baseball more interesting you need to elimate the gloves. Barehanded baseball. If they are going to make 45 million a year they should earn it with blood.
Wrestling: Need I say much? It?s fake. It?s two guys that like to roll around on a matt for money. They grab each other in innapporite places. These people must be into BDSM. Which reminds me. Is a sadist is something who receiving pain and a machoist is someone who likes GIVING pain. Does someone who claims to be a sado-maschist into self-pleasure? Why in Gods name use sports. Just get a couple of toys from your local adult shop!
it is my determination that people who play then or are REALLY into sports (i.e. The armchair quarterback etc...) either must have gay tendencies or must be gay. Look at all of the touchy feely? Even HOCKEY, "Full body checks"... look at some of the terms in hockey "slipping between the pads" "puck" "Goal tending"
Disturbing
EDIT: I'll get the rest tomarrow
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