who's your favorite prophet?

[AVAFREAK182]

Jesus

 

[OCGuy]

Originally posted by: Capt Caveman
Mother Nature - for bringing us the bounty to make salad

Hmmm...I wonder what people put on those salads.....

 

[Rufus12]

The mayans.

 

[0]

O-Bama

 

[BigJ]

The Fool

 

[uhohs]

Originally posted by: MrWizzard

Originally posted by: uhohs
Elijah
Firey chariot, calls down consuming fire from the heavens, runs fast like Flash, has birds bring him food, mocks prophets of baal for lols before slaying them all.

don't mess with Elijah

Dude what about Elisha (sp?)

"He went up from there to Bethel; and while he was going up on the way, some small boys came out of the city and jeered at him, saying, "Go away, baldhead! Go away, baldhead!" When he turned around and saw them, he cursed them in the name of the Lord. Then two she-bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the boys."

Don't mess with the doo.

Elisha is Elijah's protege/successor, so obviously he picked up some badassery there. :thumbsup:

 

[Fenixgoon]

the oracle?

 

[nerp]

The salad/coke prophet.

 

[TallBill]

None of the above.

 

[Leros]

Originally posted by: Ocguy31

Originally posted by: Capt Caveman
Mother Nature - for bringing us the bounty to make salad

Hmmm...I wonder what people put on those salads.....

Waggy puts blue cheese...

 

[dbk]

Nastradamus

 

[DangerAardvark]

The Non-Prophets

 

[Invisible Evil]

Snow

 

[conehead433]

Enoch - The original conehead. Never died because God took him.

 

[axelfox]

Laron Profit

 

[ZOOYUKA]

Originally posted by: 0
O-Bama

I was wondering if someone was going to say this.

 

[ConstipatedVigilante]

Originally posted by: ZOOYUKA

Originally posted by: 0
O-Bama

I was wondering if someone was going to say this.

I was reading through to see if I would be beaten. And I was.

The coolest prophet was that guy I saw on the street the other day, though. THE END IS NEAR.

 

[smittybg]

I would say Daniel or Ezekiel - Those guys wrote about the tribulation and end of civilization as we know it.
I dont think Enoch was a prophet - he just never died (god took him up) .

 

[meltdown75]

Originally posted by: zinfamous
Fritolays

 

[KeithTalent]

Jebus.

KT

 

[Nitemare]

The honorable Elijah Muhammed



no, seriously...


this cat

 

[child of wonder]

Too many to choose from.

Lucretius, Democritus, Pythagorus, Socrates, Aristotle, Plato, Hobbes, Hume, Russell, Paine, Jefferson...

 

[rbV5]

Roy Buchanan

 

[Fritzo]

I predict that I will be the top choice.

 

[Steve]

Sollog