who's your favorite prophet?

[skim milk]

?

 

[Steve]

Nostradamus

 

[Leros]

Nostradamus

edit: damnit steve!

 

[destrekor]

me

 

[yllus]

Was Methuselah a prophet, or was he just really old? It's been a while since I read the Bible. I just think it's cool that he got laid at the age of 185 or something like that.

 

[uhohs]

Elijah
Firey chariot, calls down consuming fire from the heavens, runs fast like Flash, has birds bring him food, mocks prophets of baal for lols before slaying them all.

don't mess with Elijah

 

[SSSnail]

Originally posted by: yllus
Was Methuselah a prophet, or was he just really old? It's been a while since I read the Bible. I just think it's cool that he got laid at the age of 185 or something like that.

Better nate than lever...

Edit: as for prophets, I'd have to go with Jay and Silent Bob.

 

[waitman]

Jesus!

 

[nakedfrog]

Jay and Silent Bob.

 

[Atomic Playboy]

Yoda.

 

[AlienCraft]

Chuck

 

[torpid]

I demand a poll.

 

[LemonHead]

My Favorite Prophet

 

[randay]

this one time i found 20 bucks on the ground, then i used that to buy some jewelry at a garage sale and then sold that to the pawn shop for a really nice prophet.

 

[Throckmorton]

The ones in the Bajoran wormhole http://images1.wikia.nocookie....x-Bajoran_wormhole.jpg

 

[miketheidiot]

me, i called both johnny damons homeruns in the alcs game 7

 

[zinfamous]

Fritolays

 

[preslove]

Your mom's vagina.

 

[xSauronx]

Originally posted by: uhohs
Elijah
Firey chariot, calls down consuming fire from the heavens, runs fast like Flash, has birds bring him food, mocks prophets of baal for lols before slaying them all.

don't mess with Elijah

:Q

didnt see that coming

 

[joesmoke]

Bob!!!

 

[Capt Caveman]

Mother Nature - for bringing us the bounty to make salad

 

[HannibalX]

Me of course. Duh.

 

[JohnCU]

lost prophet(s)

 

[buck]

Originally posted by: Capt Caveman
Mother Nature - for bringing us the bounty to make salad

:thumbsup:

 

[MrWizzard]

Originally posted by: uhohs
Elijah
Firey chariot, calls down consuming fire from the heavens, runs fast like Flash, has birds bring him food, mocks prophets of baal for lols before slaying them all.

don't mess with Elijah

Dude what about Elisha (sp?)

"He went up from there to Bethel; and while he was going up on the way, some small boys came out of the city and jeered at him, saying, "Go away, baldhead! Go away, baldhead!" When he turned around and saw them, he cursed them in the name of the Lord. Then two she-bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the boys."

Don't mess with the doo.