OK the mystery is over: I am the user formerly known as superfluousmonkeys I was kicked after pissing everyone off including the mods.
Here are my most famous quouuououtes.
"learn algol and work from their. Then shoot yourself in the head for being a looser."
Don't you hate people who are so ignorant when it comes to Asians?
"I'll admit to being ignorant.
I do know a couple of things,
like they only come up to your knees and their eager to please"
"one word: menage a twas"
"only if she sucked like a hoover"
"Well I won't be arguing anymore gotta get the radio out of my fingernail"
"The earth vilently shook and the ground beneath opned with a terrible roar. Out through the fire and brimstone walked the
son of the devil himself. and he said unto thee..........."dude you're getting a Dell!" "
"I want something that makes rob zombie look like a mormon. "
"EE's are the officers, and EET are the privates.
That's why they give EET's toothbrushes when they graduate since they will cleaning the floors with them whereever they
work."
What was your favourite classic CREEPY MONSTER movie?
"Glimmer with mariah carey"
"Weezer is arguably the best band ireland ever produced. "
What do you put hotsauce on?
"You're momma, she likes the way it tingles. "
"Which once again proves that transvestites are quiters, or so the Germans would have us beleive..."
"Show up wearing nothing but kneesocks, then giver her a card with this in it.
I own the longest socks, the world has ever seen
And I wear these crazy socks,
Over the tops of my blue jeans
I often like to wear them, to the discount store
The jealous cashiers call me,
"The nasty big-socked whore" "
"SAT's are for p_ssies, ACT is what real men take. I gotta 38"
"Took you guys long enough to notice.
I don't think people around here have picked up on my comic genious yet...this makes me sad....well that and fat midgets. "
"Happy pre-pubesence!"
"I've got some peanutbutter, I would consider it topical ointment"
"I get naked, cover the inside of my PC with peanut butter, turn on some frank sinatra, fix a whiskey sour, and watch my dog
lick it clean. I can hardly wait for saturday nights to roll around *sigh* good times, good times. "
Having said all this I will probably be banned again so have fun guys.