Who's ever bitten off their own toenail?

[Nomada]

Umm..this one is up to the select...5

 

[Toastedlightly]

I have1!

 

[ShadowBlade]

all mine are gone now...got them replaced with cast steel ones

 

[JBT]

I did when I was younger.

 

[suse920]

...(__O__)
........:thumbsup:

 

[Toastedlightly]

Originally posted by: suse920
...(__O__)
........:thumbsup:

At least put my name there!

 

[JoeKing]

I can even reach the little baby toe. Drives the womenz WILD!

 

[Rock Hydra]

New avatars???

 

[preslove]

Yes.

 

[TWills]

no. I can't even reach that far down

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: RockHydra11
New avatars???

 

[FoBoT]

when i was a kid and flexible enough to do that, yes. i did bite my toe nails when i was a child, like 5 years old

 

[Goosemaster]

Hell if you could do that why not suck your own dick? lol

j/king

 

[myusername]

When you say "off", do you mean entirely, or just bitten, like chewing on fingernails. I've bitten toenails before, but not frequently, and not entirely off.

Originally posted by: Goosemaster
Hell if you could do that why not suck your own dick? lol

Believe me, I've tried, and the toes is much easier. Now if I had a 14" boner that might enter the realm of possibility. Actually I had a dream about that once ..

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: myusername

Originally posted by: Goosemaster
Hell if you could do that why not suck your own dick? lol

Believe me, I've tried, and the toes is much easier. Now if I had a 14" boner that might enter the realm of possibility. Actually I had a dream about that once ..

Dude is was A J-O-K-E

Your response makes me feel icky inside

 

[DannyBoy]

Originally posted by: myusername

Originally posted by: Goosemaster
Hell if you could do that why not suck your own dick? lol

Believe me, I've tried, and the toes is much easier. Now if I had a 14" boner that might enter the realm of possibility. Actually I had a dream about that once ..

just, wow..

 

[Looney]

Originally posted by: Goosemaster

Originally posted by: myusername

Originally posted by: Goosemaster
Hell if you could do that why not suck your own dick? lol

Believe me, I've tried, and the toes is much easier. Now if I had a 14" boner that might enter the realm of possibility. Actually I had a dream about that once ..

Dude is was A J-O-K-E

Your response makes me feel icky inside

Oh come on, don't tell me you haven't tried.

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: myusername
When you say "off", do you mean entirely, or just bitten, like chewing on fingernails. I've bitten toenails before, but not frequently, and not entirely off.

Originally posted by: Goosemaster
Hell if you could do that why not suck your own dick? lol

Believe me, I've tried, and the toes is much easier. Now if I had a 14" boner that might enter the realm of possibility. Actually I had a dream about that once ..

:shocked:

 

[Insomniak]

Originally posted by: Goosemaster
Hell if you could do that why not suck your own dick? lol

j/king

Ron Jeremy.


And any guy here who claims he would still leave the house if he could do this is a damned liar and that is all there is to it.

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: Insomniak

Originally posted by: Goosemaster
Hell if you could do that why not suck your own dick? lol

j/king

Ron Jeremy.


And any guy here who claims he would still leave the house if he could do this is a damned liar and that is all there is to it.

lol..so true yet so wrong...

This is why God invented kicking a dog...otherwise the dog wouldn't stop licking itslef....

 

[myusername]

Originally posted by: Goosemaster
Your response makes me feel icky inside

ROFLMAO

 

[jagec]

Originally posted by: Insomniak
And any guy here who claims he would still leave the house if he could do this is a damned liar and that is all there is to it.

You forget that being here is one of the things that one can do without leaving the house...

suspect all lifers.

 

[blodhi74]

Originally posted by: Goosemaster
Hell if you could do that why not suck your own dick? lol

j/king

 

[slurmsmackenzie]

who hasn't?

the real question is....

who's bitten off their tonail, sniffed it, then preceded to roll it around in their mouth like a toothpick....


then...

a week later, the missus gets all bent out of shape cuz a crusty old toenail buried in the carpet punctured her foot.

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: slurmsmackenzie
who hasn't?

the real question is....

who's bitten off their tonail, sniffed it, then preceded to roll it around in their mouth like a toothpick....


then...

a week later, the missus gets all bent out of shape cuz a crusty old toenail buried in the carpet punctured her foot.

oh god...