Who's double fisting it today?

[M0oG0oGaiPan]

Coffee ftw!

 

[Atomic Playboy]

The topic and summary make this sound like a much more interesting thread than it is.

 

[dougp]

Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy
The topic and summary make this sound like a much more interesting thread than it is.

I agree ... I was going to give the OP props for taking the pain, especially if they're a guy.

 

[DisgruntledVirus]

Originally posted by: dreadpiratedoug

Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy
The topic and summary make this sound like a much more interesting thread than it is.

I agree ... I was going to give the OP props for taking the pain, especially if they're a guy.

Well here I thought I might have clicked on L&R instead of OT, apparently not.

This thread had so much potential.

 

[rasczak]

Originally posted by: DisgruntledVirus

Originally posted by: dreadpiratedoug

Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy
The topic and summary make this sound like a much more interesting thread than it is.

I agree ... I was going to give the OP props for taking the pain, especially if they're a guy.

Well here I thought I might have clicked on L&R instead of OT, apparently not.

This thread had so much potential.

hehe, so easily disappointed

 

[PottedMeat]

Just in case the OP is unfamiliar with the term:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fisting

I thought I was on 4chan /b/...

 

[dougp]

Originally posted by: PottedMeat
Just in case the OP is unfamiliar with the term:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fisting

I thought I was on 4chan /b/...

Maybe it's the OPs mom? Maybe she meant Hot Coffee ...


Yes, I went there.

 

[Bill Brasky]

Kansas fan here. Just pounding down the coffee all morning.

 

[dainthomas]

Originally posted by: Zaitsev
Kansas fan here. Just pounding down the coffee all morning.

I'm pretty sure double fisting is illegal in Kansas.

 

[UsandThem]

Originally posted by: dainthomas

I'm pretty sure double fisting is illegal in Kansas.

Only on Sundays and state holidays.

 

[Kadarin]

OP has been watching too much German pr0n...

 

[ja1484]

Anyone who doesn't know what "double fisting" really means has never worked a real job.

"Fisting" is a porn term. "Double fisting" is an office and/or drunk term.

Even urban dictionary knows the difference you retards:

http://www.urbandictionary.com...hp?term=double+fisting

 

[Roguestar]

This thread is reaaaaaalllly stretttchhiiiiing it.

Can't find that video any more, though. I think it was called "fists of fury.avi" way back when.

Originally posted by: ja1484
Anyone who doesn't know what "double fisting" it really means has never worked a real job.

"Fisting" is a porn term. "Double fisting" is an office and/or drunk term.

Even urban dictionary knows the difference you retards:

http://www.urbandictionary.com...hp?term=double+fisting

YEAH YOU RETARDS YOU CAN'T HAVE ONE PHRASE MEANING TWO THINGS JESUS CHRIST

calm down buddy

 

[mb]

Originally posted by: ja1484
Anyone who doesn't know what "double fisting" it really means has never worked a real job.

"Fisting" is a porn term. "Double fisting" is an office and/or drunk term.

Even urban dictionary knows the difference you retards:

http://www.urbandictionary.com...hp?term=double+fisting

Yup. I learned the term when I was 18 on a booze cruise in the Bahamas. Guy said anyone not double fisting is getting kicked off the boat.

 

[ja1484]

Originally posted by: Roguestar
This thread is reaaaaaalllly stretttchhiiiiing it.

Can't find that video any more, though. I think it was called "fists of fury.avi" way back when.

Originally posted by: ja1484
Anyone who doesn't know what "double fisting" it really means has never worked a real job.

"Fisting" is a porn term. "Double fisting" is an office and/or drunk term.

Even urban dictionary knows the difference you retards:

http://www.urbandictionary.com...hp?term=double+fisting

YEAH YOU RETARDS YOU CAN'T HAVE ONE PHRASE MEANING TWO THINGS JESUS CHRIST

calm down buddy

I'm not worked up, people are just stupid. Again, there's a difference.

First definition of double fisting is not sexual. The assumptions are off. It can mean that, it just shouldn't be assumed unless you're already in a sexual context.

FFS, this is the internet. If you're not reading my mind, you're a goddam idiot.

 

[Ika]

I heard the phrase double-fisting earlier this semester and I was . Then I realized it was having a drink in each hand.

 

[PottedMeat]

Originally posted by: ja1484

Originally posted by: Roguestar
This thread is reaaaaaalllly stretttchhiiiiing it.

Can't find that video any more, though. I think it was called "fists of fury.avi" way back when.

Originally posted by: ja1484
Anyone who doesn't know what "double fisting" it really means has never worked a real job.

"Fisting" is a porn term. "Double fisting" is an office and/or drunk term.

Even urban dictionary knows the difference you retards:

http://www.urbandictionary.com...hp?term=double+fisting

YEAH YOU RETARDS YOU CAN'T HAVE ONE PHRASE MEANING TWO THINGS JESUS CHRIST

calm down buddy

I'm not worked up, people are just stupid. Again, there's a difference.

First definition of double fisting is not sexual. The assumptions are off. It can mean that, it just shouldn't be assumed unless you're already in a sexual context.

FFS, this is the internet. If you're not reading my mind, you're a goddam idiot.

Bah, weird sexual context >> drunk social context.

 

[randay]

Originally posted by: Kadarin
OP has been watching too much German pr0n...

or too little...

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: randay

Originally posted by: Kadarin
OP has been watching too much German pr0n...

or too little...

:thumbsup:

 

[dbk]

Originally posted by: dreadpiratedoug

Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy
The topic and summary make this sound like a much more interesting thread than it is.

I agree ... I was going to give the OP props for taking the pain, especially if they're a guy.

:laugh:

 

[DisgruntledVirus]

Originally posted by: ja1484

Originally posted by: Roguestar
This thread is reaaaaaalllly stretttchhiiiiing it.

Can't find that video any more, though. I think it was called "fists of fury.avi" way back when.

Originally posted by: ja1484
Anyone who doesn't know what "double fisting" it really means has never worked a real job.

"Fisting" is a porn term. "Double fisting" is an office and/or drunk term.

Even urban dictionary knows the difference you retards:

http://www.urbandictionary.com...hp?term=double+fisting

YEAH YOU RETARDS YOU CAN'T HAVE ONE PHRASE MEANING TWO THINGS JESUS CHRIST

calm down buddy

I'm not worked up, people are just stupid. Again, there's a difference.

First definition of double fisting is not sexual. The assumptions are off. It can mean that, it just shouldn't be assumed unless you're already in a sexual context.

FFS, this is the internet. If you're not reading my mind, you're a goddam idiot.

You do know the internet is for porn right?

 

[SunnyD]

Looks like I got fist rolled.

 

[jagec]

Originally posted by: ja1484
I'm not worked up, people are just stupid. Again, there's a difference.

First definition of double fisting is not sexual. The assumptions are off. It can mean that, it just shouldn't be assumed unless you're already in a sexual context.

FFS, this is the internet. If you're not reading my mind, you're a goddam idiot.

Bolded relevent sections.

 

[Pepsi90919]

This is such a great, relevant thread that reaffirms my faith in today's society that we will all progress greatly into the future.

 

[dougp]

Originally posted by: Pepsi90919
This is such a great, relevant thread that reaffirms my faith in today's society that we will all progress greatly into the future.

You can only progress greatly into the future with much fornication ... forget the prophylactics!