Who's Brittney gunna kiss 2nite on the NFL Kickoff Show???

pyonir

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They way they promote the season kicking off is a joke. All this crap about Britney and all the musical acts they are going to have, then end the commercial with, "Plus...Jet vs. Redskins!". oooooohhhhhh!!! all that crap and there is a football game too!? Who knew!?
 

Miramonti

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ugh, she's so disgusting imo. they picked the wrong woman to kick off the nfl.
 

Regs

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I hope somebody throws an egg at her like they did to Arnorld Schwarzenegger. No offense to Arnorld, but some people don't belong in some places.
 

Mutilator

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Come on guys... it can't be that bad seeing a 1/2 naked girl dancing around in High Definition... it's as close as we can get to HD Porn right now. Or so I've been told. ;)
 

Linflas

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We have had rain and storms here all week and I am hoping for 1 long sustained cloudburst starting about 3:45 this afternoon continuing through about midnight tonight. Maybe that will disuade them from screwing with the commutes of an entire metro area for a silly commercial promotion the next time.
 

nitsuj3580

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Originally posted by: Linflas
We have had rain and storms here all week and I am hoping for 1 long sustained cloudburst starting about 3:45 this afternoon continuing through about midnight tonight. Maybe that will disuade them from screwing with the commutes of an entire metro area for a silly commercial promotion the next time.

especially just after Labor Day! I can't believe the traffic on 395 now as compared to this past summer. It's bumper to bumper now.

I was going to go the kickoff thing but have other committments. oh well.
 

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Originally posted by: Mutilator
Come on guys... it can't be that bad seeing a 1/2 naked girl dancing around in High Definition... it's as close as we can get to HD Porn right now. Or so I've been told. ;)



You want to see a half naked woman go to a public school . Brittney is a producers best bit*h (friend) . ;)

She can't sing damnit!
 

StormRider

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I read somewhere that audiences are bored with women/women kissing. We've seen it in movies, TV shows etc.

So, Brittney is gonna do something even more exciting! She will pull up another woman's shirt and kiss her bare breasts! Right on stage!

After that, the next show is gonna show her munching carpet! Right on stage!

After that, she'll give a bj to a male dancer! Right on stage!

This reminds me of Elton John fans! Instead of talking about the music, all they talk about is what sort of costume Elton was wearing and how many costume changes he had!

With Britney, everybody is gonna talk about what sort of sexual act she'll perform on stage -- and with whom! Yay! I love it! I love the direction our society is headed towards! We need more music acts like Tatu!! Yay!
 

boyRacer

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I heard Justin Timberlake was going to kiss Michael Jackson just to make Britney jealous too.
 

poopaskoopa

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Good Charlotte is on right now.... Do they owe their rise to fame to Madden 2003? Everytime I hear their hit song, I think of Madden 2003/football.