Whoo Hooo!! I am done! Citrix is now a CMT

[OutHouse]

Originally posted by: Stark

Originally posted by: jtusa4

Originally posted by: Citrix

Originally posted by: her209
Whatever you do, don't tell people you are a CMT. They'll want you to go over to their house and give them massages.

$75.00 an hour for in house visits 😀

I better get a happy ending for that kind of cash!

Just curious, but what do they teach you about "happy endings" in massage school?

Nothing, its unethical. Im a Therapist trained to help with real problems not a damn whore. If a client wants a happy ending or even suggest they want one (male or female) they will be booted off my table and told to never come back and i will still charge them.

 

[RaynorWolfcastle]

So when does Citrix's rub and tug open? 😛

I mean errr.. congratulations :beer:😀

 

[jjones]

:beer:

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: Citrix

Originally posted by: Stark

Originally posted by: jtusa4

Originally posted by: Citrix

Originally posted by: her209
Whatever you do, don't tell people you are a CMT. They'll want you to go over to their house and give them massages.

$75.00 an hour for in house visits 😀

I better get a happy ending for that kind of cash!

Just curious, but what do they teach you about "happy endings" in massage school?

Nothing, its unethical. Im a Therapist trained to help with real problems not a damn whore. If a client wants a happy ending or even suggest they want one (male or female) they will be booted off my table and told to never come back and i will still charge them.

He's not kidding.........er.......that's what Pyonir said anyway..... 😱

 

[40Hands]

how much did it cost you for everything? (training, etc)

I am thinking about doing this...

 

[JeffreyLebowski]

Congrats. My uncle does that full time. He currently works at a country club for the rich and famous of Dallas.

 

[T2T III]

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December 04, 2004
Massage Parlor Worker Salaries

Here are a few classified ads grabbed from the Internet.

ARE YOU Interested in making extra money? Attractive girls needed for sensual massages. Can work part-time and full time guaranteed $500.00 per week and even more. Free training available secure, private and confidential very discrete work environment. Call for interview.

20 BEAUTIFUL GIRLS Needed for expanding massage clinic (Branches nationwide) Training / Model Prospects available. Call: xxx-xxx-xxxx.

$$$ DOING MASSAGES Vacancies for Young Attractive Ladies interested in Training/ Employment in the Massage industry. Earn Top Dollars, Living accommodations optional. Call.

CLASSY MASSAGE Girls Wanted

MASSAGE GIRLS needed. $1000/wk guaranteed

MASSAGE GIRLS needed. Multiple openings. Up to $1000/day, you decide.

MASSAGE GIRLS Needed. $300.00per/day.

And from Monster.com career advice pages...

According to the BLS, massage therapists' mean wages in 2001 were $15.93 per hour and $33,130 per year (that's $127/day or $640/week-Ed.)

 

[Brutuskend]

So now it's guaranteed that you will NOT rub any of us the wrong way, RIGHT?

 

[JeffreyLebowski]

<rimshot> for Brutuskend