Whoever invented spandex should DIAF!!!

Argo

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Ugh, I don't think I'll ever be the same. Must erase my memories at any cost.
 

DaTT

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Can hardly wait for the return of Tommy guns and suicide doors.
 

Trygve

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I believe in Spandex. I once had to lay down the bike at 35 miles per hour to avoid ending up under a truck (it had passed me on the left, then abruptly started turning into an alley right in front of me). My spandex biking shorts took a fair bit of damage, but there were no holes in them at all. I lost plenty of skin that day, but I didn't have to pick any dirt and gravel out of my wounds.
 

bradruth

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I'm a firm believer that spandex is to be worn underneath other clothing, not on the outside.





Unless you're Fausto.
 

Fausto

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Originally posted by: Argo
Ugh, I don't think I'll ever be the same. Must erase my memories at any cost.
Okay, there must be a good story behind this. Please share with the group.

 

Argo

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Originally posted by: Fausto
Originally posted by: Argo
Ugh, I don't think I'll ever be the same. Must erase my memories at any cost.
Okay, there must be a good story behind this. Please share with the group.

I made a mistake of stopping by office gym during lunch, where I saw the worst case of camel-toe ever. Ugh, brb, I must go and vomit.
 

DaTT

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Originally posted by: whitecloak
I wonder how I would look in a spandex with my belly and man-boobs?

Dude...LMAO.....in tears.
 

Codewiz

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Originally posted by: Argo
Ugh, I don't think I'll ever be the same. Must erase my memories at any cost.

My wife is a chemist that tests the chemical properties of spandex to ensure quality. You should thank her, otherwise people might accidentally bust out of it. Then you would really be scarred for life.
 

RelaxTheMind

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Originally posted by: Codewiz
Originally posted by: Argo
Ugh, I don't think I'll ever be the same. Must erase my memories at any cost.

My wife is a chemist that tests the chemical properties of spandex to ensure quality. You should thank her, otherwise people might accidentally bust out of it. Then you would really be scarred for life.

yeh...its better than seeing cottage cheese...