Whoa, I Just Read that John Mayer...

[eits]

organized a press conference to tell the media he was breaking up with jennifer aniston...

if that's true, what a shitbag of a human being that dude is.

 

[rwhoward5]

he's such a great artist though who cares

 

[zinfamous]

 

[zinfamous]

oh, and where did you read this?

 

[moshquerade]

what is this?

They aren't even dating.

 

[eits]

what is this?

They aren't even dating.

no, they used to though... like a year or two ago.

 

[Alone]

He held an impromptu press conference to explain why he broke up with her. The relationship was over before hand.

 

[moshquerade]

He held an impromptu press conference to explain why he broke up with her. The relationship was over before hand.

He's a jackass and his singing sucks. :awe:

 

[eits]

oh, and where did you read this?

i read it on thesuperficial.com, but googled it to see if there were any other sources that claimed the same thing. there were a couple other places that said that it was an unofficial news conference to announce the break-up.

what a fucking asshole. seriously, who does that shit?

 

[Dominato3r]

Guy's a tool but Assassin is a great song.

 

[eits]

He held an impromptu press conference to explain why he broke up with her. The relationship was over before hand.

still a douchebag move

 

[theflyingpig]

still a douchebag move

Nope, it's an awesome move.

 

[Spacehead]

what a fucking asshole. seriously, who does that shit?

Some one who thinks they haven't been in the "news" enough, i guess :\

 

[Red Dawn]

Well breaking up with Aniston seems to be a good career move for so many maybe he's trying to cash in on it.

 

[disappoint]

This Aniston chick sure has bad taste in men.

 

[coxmaster]

You read the John Mayer? Is that like a book or something?

 

[disappoint]

I didn't even know who he was. So I googled him:

"All I want to do now is f--k the girls I've already f--ked, because I can't fathom explaining myself to somebody who can't believe I'd be interested in them."
• "Like, you need to have them [girlfriends] be able to go toe-to-toe with you intellectually. But don't they also have to have a vagina you could pitch a tent on and just camp out on for, like, a weekend? Doesn't that have to be there, too? The Joshua Tree of vaginas?"
• "I am the new generation of masturbator. I've seen it all. Before I make coffee, I've seen more butt holes than a proctologist does in a week."
• "First of all, I don't jerk off because I'm horny. I'm sort of half-chick. It's like District 9. I can fire alien weapons. I can insert a tampon. No, I do it because I want to take a brain bath."
http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b214799_sneak_peek_inside_john_mayers_love_nest.html
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Is this guy fucked in the head or what? He doesn't even make any sense.

 

[dud]

This Aniston chick sure has bad taste in men.

I was thinking the same thing. She seems to hook up with the absolute worst men for her. She should just settle for a guy like the theflyingpig.

 

[zinfamous]

Well breaking up with Aniston seems to be a good career move for so many maybe he's trying to cash in on it.

that, and a run with Aniston is simply part of the initiation right for celebrity dudes.

 

[eits]

You read the John Mayer? Is that like a book or something?

good catch. fixed.

 

[Venix]

Rudy Giuliani accounced his intention to divorce one of his wives by calling a press conference; she didn't learn of his plans until reporters came to her house to interview her.

Of course, by that time he'd already been publicly exposed for cheating on her with a mistress, so it was already pretty widely known that the guy is a complete piece of shit.

 

[DangerAardvark]

I didn't even know who he was. So I googled him:



Is this guy fucked in the head or what? He doesn't even make any sense.

He's trying to be funny. He just sucks at it.

 

[eits]

Rudy Giuliani accounced his intention to divorce one of his wives by calling a press conference; she didn't learn of his plans until reporters came to her house to interview her.

Of course, by that time he'd already been publicly exposed for cheating on her with a mistress, so it was already pretty widely known that the guy is a complete piece of shit.

it's giuliani... the guy's a fucking scumbag fascist. of course he's a piece of shit.

 

[TridenT]

I hate John Mayer. His music sucks balls.

 

[alkemyst]

anisiton is just the first mound pound to prove you are a celebrity.