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imported_yovonbishop

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TomKat, Brangelina (as a couple, separately whatever), Scientologists, Elizabeth from The View, the entire guest list on the Jerry Springer Show, cannibals.
 

adairusmc

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Originally posted by: zinfamous
Originally posted by: adairusmc
Liberals

yeah, Thomas Jefferson, Ben Franklin, John Adams...what a bunch of assholes! We'd be much better off it weren't for them.

They were not gun grabbing socialists.
 

Lazy8s

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Originally posted by: hanoverphist
Originally posted by: Canai
Conservatives.

Celebrities.

but who would we all laugh at then? :p


those guys that stand in front of home depot and gas stations and bug you for work if youre in a work truck can all disappear. along with any idjit that stands on the road and begs for money with a cardboard sign. i can do without all those guys.

So I guess you're saying we should get rid of the illegals and the beggars by giving them all our money? I do have to laugh at "liberals" that say stuff like this.

"Conservatives are morons" followed immediately by "Damn mexicans sitting outside of Home Depot!!" oooooooh the intelligence...
 

NanoStuff

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Christians. Sunday mornings would be so much better without the jesus mafia. I tell ya, the sick bastards will just hammer away at the door until you wake up.

Maybe if I hang garlic on my door, I heard they hate garlic.
 

grrl

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Originally posted by: Chaotic42
Anyone who has had any dealings with reality shows.

Also, pedophiles and anyone with extreme political or religious views.

Edit: How could I have forgotten? Richard Quest
 

zinfamous

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Originally posted by: yamadakun
Originally posted by: zinfamous
Originally posted by: oogabooga
Originally posted by: yamadakun
Originally posted by: zinfamous
Originally posted by: yamadakun
Originally posted by: zinfamous
sup

not much, just figuring out how to get Ron Paul to win the Presidency.

I've got some fried potatoes. Want to come over and eat some, check out my new tulip garden?

Sure, we also have to figure out how to get that pesky sirjonk to disappear.

excuse me sir, it is 2:00PST and I was wondering if you would help me raise some money for my basketball team?

NP. let me get my pal over here to snap a few :camera:s of us

I hope you invited clowns over too.

Well, I invited a couple of puppy-tossing marines. They expressed an aversion to clowns, and as I didn't want anyone feeling uncomfortable at this party, I had to hold off on the clowns.
I'm gonna try to get Fred Phelps to come over, say a few prayers, and maybe then we can accept the clowns.
 

zinfamous

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Originally posted by: adairusmc
Originally posted by: zinfamous
Originally posted by: adairusmc
Liberals

yeah, Thomas Jefferson, Ben Franklin, John Adams...what a bunch of assholes! We'd be much better off it weren't for them.

They were not gun grabbing socialists.

never met a liberal socialist, strange.

Jefferson and Franklin Loved the French though. Does that piss you off, and the fact that our system of democracy is based on French ideas?

c'mon, I'm gonna strike a nerve somewhere, I just know it.
 
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Any devoutly religious person who refuses to keep it to themself, or thinks any rule/law should have ANY religious basis.

Anyone who would sacrifice liberty for security (especially when it's illusional security).

Anyone who think GWB is or has done a good job (which also includes GWB himself of course).

Anyone who thinks money is actually important in life.

Anyone who thinks social standing or power matter at all.

Every member or supporter of PNAC.

Paparazzi, or anyone that thinks celebrities matter in any way (this includes sports figures).

Anyone who has ever committed 3 or more felonies (at different times).

Anyone who has driven drunk (or under other drug influence) 3 or more times.

Any child abuser, child molester, rapist, etc.

 

zinfamous

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Jul 12, 2006
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Originally posted by: Excelsior
Originally posted by: yovonbishop
Elizabeth from The View

She is the only hot one on that damn show.

she's also a raging fundy bitch, btw. I'm assuming that's what yovon is talking about
 

marvdmartian

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Originally posted by: FoBoT
everyone has their place in this world

:music:
I'd like to buy the world a home
And furnish it with love
Grow apple trees and honey bees
And snow white turtle doves.

Chorus:
I'd like to teach the world to sing
In perfect harmony
I'd like to buy the world a Coke
And keep it company
That's the real thing.
:music:

1. Coke drinkers :laugh:
2. Hillary Clinton (and likely most of the people that think she's a "good" politician)
3. Tom Cruise (I think he's from the same planet as Hillary, so maybe it's just a problem I have, of xenophobia for people from that planet??)