I would say the Pope if I was allowed to torture him and find out what he knows. Then rummage through the Vatican and find all the stolen treasures and manuscripts that contradicted the Catholic religion.
Homer: Are you _really_ the head of the Kwik-E-Mart?
Master: Yes. I hope this has been enlightening for you.
Apu: But I must --
Master: Thank you, come again.
Originally posted by: flxnimprtmscl
I already talked to the dalai lama. He said "there will be no money. but on you're deathbed you will recieve eternal consiousness." So I've got that going for me, which is nice.