who would you rather love?

[FoBoT]

*pirate* > *ninja*

 

[HardcoreRobot]

asian girl ninjas on hippos

 

[Toasthead]

pirates

 

[So]

pirates always beat ninjas.

 

[captains]

Originally posted by: JToxic

Originally posted by: UncleWai
oh crap, i chose pirate and I am alone.

Ha ha, loser. Outcast.

hahahahahahah

 

[RollWave]

my lover

 

[TheNinja]

Perhaps this story will persuade you to love ninjas b/c they are most cooler than pirates

Scene1: Fog rolls in as you hear an accoustic guitar quietly finger picking. The pirate slaps TheNinja in the face and says, "I challenge you to a duel" (but he says it in a voice that even a babysitter would be embarrassed to have). TheNinja's face practically breaks the pirate's hand. An electric guitar comes in louder and the pirate has poop leak out of his butt and into his striped pants and his parrot laughs at him.

Scene2: TheNinja accepts Pirate's challenge and the duel is on! (At this point fighting guitar music plays HARD). The pirate tries to cheat and use his hidden laser, but TheNinja deflects the laser with his gigantic boner and proceeds to tear the Pirate's face in half using only his big toenail and the pirate crys like a little baby.

Scene3: ThNinja friggin' books to his dojo where he hauls out his guitar and wails (probably a monster ballad from the 1980s). A lot of hot babes show up and they all hang out in TheNinja's pillow fort eating spicy chili out of diaper bowls.

Scene4: (It's the final love scene) TheNinja Frenches the hot babes HARD, and then they PORK!!! (sweet porking guitar music wails sweetly in the background)

 

[habib89]

ninjas for sure.. screw those dirty pirates.. who wants to be stuck on a ship full of men for years and years? not me.. apparently "pirates" love it...

 

[zebano]

Pirates will give it to anything that moves, so I vote for both (ninjas).

 

[TheFlamingDead]

Originally posted by: CrackRabbit
Viking Ninja Pirates!

 

[DaFinn]

I want Ninjapirates that shoot laser beams out of their eyes...

 

[neutralizer]

Originally posted by: intogamer
ninjas are c00ler

 

[rocadelpunk]

i think a ninja could protect me better than a pirate.

 

[Amplifier]

When have Ninjias gotten full length movies before they were released? Yeah thought so. Pirates4life.

 

[Nitemare]

Pirates, they have all the cool games...


ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGHHH!!!!!

 

[Zysoclaplem]

Ninjarates! Could you imagine those martial arts moves with a hook for a hand and a peg for a leg. That's pain.