Who would you marry out of these options?!?!?!

[Iron Addict]

No cheating, you are stuck with her forever.

 

[Bateluer]

Nicest, because my definition of Niceness is a little different.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Is the hottest woman in the world also nice?
Is the nicest woman in the world also hot?
Are they both rich?
Or are they all lesbians?

- M4H

 

[ChaoZ]

I choose all the first 3 options.

 

[acegazda]

If I was shallow as hell: option 1
If I was a prick: option 3
I would pick option 2, but she would have to strike a balance. She can't be a cross between a linebacker and the bearded woman... has to have at least a cute face.

 

[Zaitsevs]

nicest.

 

[Iron Addict]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Is the hottest woman in the world also nice?
Is the nicest woman in the world also hot?
Are they both rich?
Or are they all lesbians?

- M4H

The hottest woman is not as nice as your average woman...
The nicest woman is not as hot as your average woman....
They are not both rich.
No homo.

 

[Iron Addict]

mmm... looks like it pays to be nice..

 

[theprodigalrebel]

Nicest woman, only if she was at least a 5. I am not shallow but I don't like repulsive either.

Richest woman would probably treat me like the freeloading bitch I would end up as.
Hottest woman would attract way too much male attention and I would be posting YAGTs every week about some new 'friend' she made. Jealousy FTL.

If Nicest Woman was excessively ugly, I would go with Richest Woman. If it turns out crappy, I'll move to Monaco. Alone.

 

[mwmorph]

im thinking nice, sexual attration wears off but love is what keeps a relationship going after 6-12 months. rich would be nice too though...

 

[Goosemaster]

I can't believe I took out my "pole wand" for such a pathetic poll. I really need to keep that thing in my pants before walking into threads.

 

[Iron Addict]

Originally posted by: Goosemaster
I can't believe I took out my "pole wand" for such a pathetic poll. I really need to keep that thing in my pants before walking into threads.

Your wand is so small it wouldn't matter if it was in ur pants or not.

 

[engineereeyore]

:music:
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life,
never make a pretty woman your wife.
So, from my personal point of view,
get an ugly girl to marry you.
:music:

Didn't actually follow this advice, but I always though it was funny. I'd probably go with nicest.

 

[Siddhartha]

Originally posted by: Iron Addict
No cheating, you are stuck with her forever.

No matter how hot she is, lust lasts for about three to six months.

There is a special ring in Hell for poor bastards who are married to women they hate or who hates them.

Give me a nice woman.

 

[nageov3t]

I'm gay, so I'd have to go with the richest woman.

 

[aircooled]

The nicest, hottest, richest woman.

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: Iron Addict

Originally posted by: Goosemaster
I can't believe I took out my "pole wand" for such a pathetic poll. I really need to keep that thing in my pants before walking into threads.

Your wand is so small it wouldn't matter if it was in ur pants or not.

objects... :laugh:

 

[snoopdoug1]

Originally posted by: Bateluer
Nicest, because my definition of Niceness is a little different.

bingo

 

[iamaelephant]

If the nicest lady looks like Mother Teresa then I'm going for the richest. I'm sorry, but there has to be at least some physical attraction in a marriage, and if I'm stuck choosing between a total b*tch (hottest woman, let's face it, she's a bitch) and a woman who is still a bitch but also has oodles of money, I'm going for the money.

 

[yankeesfan]

Nicest girl in the world would just agree with everything you say. She would pretty much do everything you tell her. It would be so boring.

 

[OS]

Originally posted by: yankeesfan
Nicest girl in the world would just agree with everything you say. She would pretty much do everything you tell her. It would be so boring.

you don't have a dirty enough mind to make use of the potential.

 

[b0mbrman]

Originally posted by: iamaelephant
If the nicest lady looks like Mother Teresa then I'm going for the richest. I'm sorry, but there has to be at least some physical attraction in a marriage, and if I'm stuck choosing between a total b*tch (hottest woman, let's face it, she's a bitch) and a woman who is still a bitch but also has oodles of money, I'm going for the money.

I Probably wouldn't go for the richest. 86 is a little old for me

Text

 

[Iron Addict]

Originally posted by: b0mbrman

Originally posted by: iamaelephant
If the nicest lady looks like Mother Teresa then I'm going for the richest. I'm sorry, but there has to be at least some physical attraction in a marriage, and if I'm stuck choosing between a total b*tch (hottest woman, let's face it, she's a bitch) and a woman who is still a bitch but also has oodles of money, I'm going for the money.

I Probably wouldn't go for the richest. 86 is a little old for me

Text

HAWT

 

[altonb1]

Originally posted by: acegazda
If I was shallow as hell: option 1
If I was a prick: option 3
I would pick option 2, but she would have to strike a balance. She can't be a cross between a linebacker and the bearded woman... has to have at least a cute face.

I went with 2 as well, b ut she definitely would have to be passable to look at.

 

[b0mbrman]

Originally posted by: Iron Addict

HAWT

Oops, looks like Helen Walton got passed up for the 2006 list. The richest woman is now a ripe, young 83-year-old - Text