Who would win in a fight. Ninja or Bear?

[Kev]

Everyone here is assuming that the only situation would be a bear charging at a ninja at 30 miles per hour. Ninjas are totally sweet enough to not get stuck in such a disadvantagous situation.

Ninjas are so sweet that I want to crap my pants.

 

[Excelsior]

All of you who think the Ninja would win are retarded.