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Who uses AXE body spray? This message is for you!

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weezergirl

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**begin PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT**

Apparently, because of the commercial, desperate males across the nation have been repeatedly spraying themselves with axe body spray believing that it will get them girls. This is not true. In reality, overuse of Axe body spray may instead repel said girls. Please do not believe everything you see on TV.

**end PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT**

(it's really scary how many guys i know who started using AXE since the airing of those commercials!!)
 
(it's really scary how many guys i know who started using AXE since the airing of those commercials!!)
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Pure marketing genius, I say.

Dood, no Axe=no girls

Dood, got Axe=uber-hotties tearing his clothes off

Winner!
 
Originally posted by: Dingleberries
I use Davidoff's Coolwater. AXE is pretty gay but it smells good.
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smells like you dumped a bottle of gin on yourself maybe
 
Actually I am not dissing on the smell of AXE...it's just that every guy I know who uses it sprays it like 10 times a day all over their body.

I prefer my men au natural (as long as they don't stink or something). I know this one guy who rarely took baths and would always use cologne to cover up the smell. it just makes me suspicious of other guys now!! hehe.

do you guys prefer when girls wear perfume?
 
Originally posted by: weezergirl
**begin PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT**

Apparently, because of the commercial, desperate males across the nation have been repeatedly spraying themselves with axe body spray believing that it will get them girls. This is not true. In reality, overuse of Axe body spray may instead repel said girls. Please do not believe everything you see on TV.

**end PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT**

(it's really scary how many guys i know who started using AXE since the airing of those commercials!!)
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They are not wearing it cause they think it will attract women, they are wearing it because the ads are good.
 
Originally posted by: weezergirl
Actually I am not dissing on the smell of AXE...it's just that every guy I know who uses it sprays it like 10 times a day all over their body.

I prefer my men au natural (as long as they don't stink or something). I know this one guy who rarely took baths and would always use cologne to cover up the smell. it just makes me suspicious of other guys now!! hehe.

do you guys prefer when girls wear perfume?
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hmm some. i don't like the formal/evening stuff, i like the citric stuff more. Stuff like the Dreams/Heavens/etc by Gap are nice too. I like the fruity scents too, can't remember what they're called atm though.
 
Oh, and i agree with the using too much Axe comment. I think because it's so cheap, people put it on like 10 times a day. Some of these guys go to the gym just drenched in them, and it just aggravates my asthma.
 
Originally posted by: Moralpanic
Originally posted by: weezergirl
Actually I am not dissing on the smell of AXE...it's just that every guy I know who uses it sprays it like 10 times a day all over their body.

I prefer my men au natural (as long as they don't stink or something). I know this one guy who rarely took baths and would always use cologne to cover up the smell. it just makes me suspicious of other guys now!! hehe.

do you guys prefer when girls wear perfume?
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hmm some. i don't like the formal/evening stuff, i like the citric stuff more. Stuff like the Dreams/Heavens/etc by Gap are nice too. I like the fruity scents too, can't remember what they're called atm though.
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YESS...fruity scents are the best. Too bad it would be a bit..um...fruity if guys wore fruity scents. 😛 although my officemate uses fruity scented lotion!! (he's very secure with his manhood ha ha). 🙂
 
Originally posted by: weezergirl
Actually I am not dissing on the smell of AXE...it's just that every guy I know who uses it sprays it like 10 times a day all over their body.

I prefer my men au natural (as long as they don't stink or something). I know this one guy who rarely took baths and would always use cologne to cover up the smell. it just makes me suspicious of other guys now!! hehe.

do you guys prefer when girls wear perfume?
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Holy Crap! you expect us to actually know what different perfumes smell like!?!
 
Originally posted by: Walleye
Originally posted by: weezergirl
Actually I am not dissing on the smell of AXE...it's just that every guy I know who uses it sprays it like 10 times a day all over their body.

I prefer my men au natural (as long as they don't stink or something). I know this one guy who rarely took baths and would always use cologne to cover up the smell. it just makes me suspicious of other guys now!! hehe.

do you guys prefer when girls wear perfume?
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Holy Crap! you expect us to actually know what different perfumes smell like!?!
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Those with actual real girlfriends (as oppose to internet gfs) can actually smell the girls.
 
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