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Who the hell uses Dental Dam!!!!!!

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FFactory0x

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Seriously who the hell uses dental damn. Its like opening up a fruit rollup and putting it over a cooch and licking it. Wheres the fun and excitement and pleasure in that! Its like eating a burrito with the wrapper still on it.So retarded. I mean seriously would you want a bj while having glad extra duty plastic wrap plastered around your penis?

BTw, im not talking about me. I just got a popup on line for it.
That is all



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Originally posted by: ggavinmoss
Originally posted by: FFactory0x
I mean seriously would you want a bj while having glad extra duty plastic wrap plastered around your penis?
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I prefer aluminum foil, thank you very much.
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hahaha. Aluminum foil + braces = Electrifying night
 
LMAO @ this thread ...if it smells like trout get the fvck out 😉 If it tasts like chicken keep on lick'in 😀

Ausm
 
Originally posted by: Ausm
LMAO @ this thread ...if it smells like trout get the fvck out 😉 If it tasts like chicken keep on lick'in 😀

Ausm
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Smells like fish.
Tastes like chicken.
But who gives a shit
when you're down there lickin' ?
 
Originally posted by: kage69
Trout?! Chicken?! Jeebus, what kinda skanks have you guys been hangin with?
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Ummm....I'm thinking he's referring to unseasoned, dry-ish chicken flavor.

And that's about right, really. I mean, on the premise that EVERYTHING tastes like chicken.....
 
And that's about right, really. I mean, on the premise that EVERYTHING tastes like chicken.....
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That premise sucks. Poon is in a class of it's own, end of story. Unless we're talking about nasty ones, which I don't have any experience with thankfully (although I have heard some horror stories from friends before).


Ladies, eat your yogurt, that's all I'm gonna say. 😉
 
Originally posted by: ggavinmoss
Originally posted by: FFactory0x
I mean seriously would you want a bj while having glad extra duty plastic wrap plastered around your penis?
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I prefer aluminum foil, thank you very much.
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Bwahahahahahaha :laugh:
 
Well dental dams are necessary for oral sex if your partner has STDs. I highly doubt people would use one if it wasn't necessary.
 
Originally posted by: UlricT
Originally posted by: Ulfwald
Originally posted by: huesmann
Originally posted by: FFactory0x
If someone had STD's i woulndt even be down there in the first place
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You know you love pickin' crabs outta your teeth.
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Seems like someone has a taste for seafood
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guess he would enjoy the fish then!
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This discussion makes my brain hurt.

Originally posted by: kage69
And that's about right, really. I mean, on the premise that EVERYTHING tastes like chicken.....
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That premise sucks. Poon is in a class of it's own, end of story. Unless we're talking about nasty ones, which I don't have any experience with thankfully (although I have heard some horror stories from friends before).

Ladies, eat your yogurt, that's all I'm gonna say. 😉
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See, I dunno where you get the "nasty" from. I think your impression of what chicken tastes like is suspect. 'Poon' tasts much like white chicken breast - nothing objectionable about that at all. Chicken breast is virtually flavorless, as things go - very bland - that's probably why everyone says everything tastes like chicken.
 
See, I dunno where you get the "nasty" from. I think your impression of what chicken tastes like is suspect. 'Poon' tasts much like white chicken breast - nothing objectionable about that at all. Chicken breast is virtually flavorless, as things go - very bland - that's probably why everyone says everything tastes like chicken.
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Nasty? Um, think females with poor hygeine. I meant I can see how that might resemble some foods. I will agree the majority of chicken is somewhat lacking in flavor, and for that you can thank mass production meat companies who find steroids, anti-biotics, and hormones to be just as important as feed and water, which is why I only buy organic free-range chicken. This 'everyone' is prolly the same crowd who thinks chicken is supposed to be able to be cut with a fork. *sigh* I weep for the American palate.

Anyway, I've eaten a lot of good chicken, and have had the pleasure of munching more than a few err, tacos. A poon, nay, an excited poon, is NOT analogous to chicken meat. You've never smooched the vertical smile and gotten a tingle in your head (no, the big one😉 )? Pheromones my friend, pheromones...a complex cocktail of scents that chicken is devoid of.
 
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