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Who the hell s#!ts on the toilet seat?!

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I will hover if the seat is nasty or else I will build a paper nest if there are no visible stains. Even when sitting, sometimes you may go so hard that poop (has to be the right consistency) may ricochet out of the bowl and run down the side of the toilet to the floor. And if you are hovering when a poop like that hits, yes that is how you end up painting the seat, tank and maybe even the wall and TP dispenser.

Now as far as getting it up on the ceiling, those ppl who can do that are really sick and need help. ;-)
 
The only thing I can add to this topic is that "fiber one" bars will make you do things in the bathroom that you didn't know were even possible. That is all.

~NinjaTech
 
NetWareHead said:
I will hover if the seat is nasty or else I will build a paper nest if there are no visible stains. Even when sitting, sometimes you may go so hard that poop (has to be the right consistency) may ricochet out of the bowl and run down the side of the toilet to the floor. And if you are hovering when a poop like that hits, yes that is how you end up painting the seat, tank and maybe even the wall and TP dispenser.
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I'm trying to picture the physics involved, but honestly I can't even imagine how this happens.
 
My first job in high school was at a fast food restaurant. A coworker had to clean the men's room one fateful day; someone took the triangular-shaped urinal cake holder out of the urinal and dropped it into the toilet and then proceeded to take a real heavy, solid shit. The poop, being very viscous, could not pass through the small holes in the urinal cake holder. All day people pooped in that terlit without being able to flush. At the end of the day he had to majorly glove up and dig down through the monster poop pile to pull out the urinal cake holder so the whole mess could be flushed.
 
NinjaTech said:
The only thing I can add to this topic is that "fiber one" bars will make you do things in the bathroom that you didn't know were even possible. That is all.

~NinjaTech
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True story. I had to recover some documents for the head of HR who happened to be a lady. I opened one of them which piqued my curiosity and it was a memo that was displayed inside of the ladies room. It was a letter to the female staff written by the HR head and she was angry with the filthy conditions of the ladies room. There was a bulleted point list detailing shit and piss on the seats, floors and stall walls. Dirty TP and feminine hygiene products littered throughout the bathroom. Water splashed everywhere and used paper towels all over the place. The letter ended with: "The next time this happens, I will post this notice outside the ladies room so even the men will get to know what kind of "ladies" we have working here."
 
abaez said:
What the?

I can remember one time working in a movie theatre and someone took a crap right at the end of the aisle.

Then they proceeded to use the seats to wipe their ass. There was a shit streak on the edge of each seat going down the aisle.
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D😀😀😀😀: 😱😱😱 😱😱
 
joebloggs10 said:
My first job in high school was at a fast food restaurant. A coworker had to clean the men's room one fateful day; someone took the triangular-shaped urinal cake holder out of the urinal and dropped it into the toilet and then proceeded to take a real heavy, solid shit. The poop, being very viscous, could not pass through the small holes in the urinal cake holder. All day people pooped in that terlit without being able to flush. At the end of the day he had to majorly glove up and dig down through the monster poop pile to pull out the urinal cake holder so the whole mess could be flushed.
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First real job I ever had was at McD's I had to clean up a steaming pile out of the play structure tubes once or twice.
 
joebloggs10 said:
My first job in high school was at a fast food restaurant. A coworker had to clean the men's room one fateful day; someone took the triangular-shaped urinal cake holder out of the urinal and dropped it into the toilet and then proceeded to take a real heavy, solid shit. The poop, being very viscous, could not pass through the small holes in the urinal cake holder. All day people pooped in that terlit without being able to flush. At the end of the day he had to majorly glove up and dig down through the monster poop pile to pull out the urinal cake holder so the whole mess could be flushed.
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I would have quit right then and there.
 
heh reminds me of a college floormate one year who was believed to lay turds on the toilet seat....people suspected he was the culprit because people noticed that when he was in the bathroom stall, his legs weren't hanging over the seat (which meant he was probably standing when doing number 2).
 
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