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Who The Hell is oldsmoboat?

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SlitheryDee

Originally posted by: quackerww
Originally posted by: Fayd
Originally posted by: quackerww
motorboats my mum, eh?

not really sure why i said it.

first thing that popped into my mind.

but yeah, motorboats your mom.

What's a motorboat?

buh-buh-buh-bu-bu-bu-b-b-b-b-bbbbbbbbroom! *squeal*
 

Leros

Lifer
Jul 11, 2004
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You awaken in a dark room. You're bound to a chair. Your head is pounding. Where are you? What happened? As you ponder these thoughts, you notice a soft breathing coming from somewhere in the darkness. The breaths are getting louder and louder. Finally your determine the breaths are coming from behind you. You feel a warm breath on the back of your neck. You're too scared to scream, so you sit paralyzed in the fear. Then the heavy breathing stops and a whisper in your ear, "Hi, I'm oldsmoboat".
 

UberNeuman

Lifer
Nov 4, 1999
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He's part metal - part man. You can't reason or bargain with him. If you see him, run... while you can... if you want to live....
 

oogabooga

Diamond Member
Jan 14, 2003
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Originally posted by: Leros
You awaken in a dark room. You're bound to a chair. Your head is pounding. Where are you? What happened? As you ponder these thoughts, you notice a soft breathing coming from somewhere in the darkness. The breaths are getting louder and louder. Finally your determine the breaths are coming from behind you. You feel a warm breath on the back of your neck. You're too scared to scream, so you sit paralyzed in the fear. Then the heavy breathing stops and a whisper in your ear, "Hi, I'm oldsmoboat".

You too? I knew I shouldn't have went to the ATOT camping trip.
 

zerocool84

Lifer
Nov 11, 2004
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Umm there's an AT Wiki

The creator of "oldsmoboat's law," which states that "The thread title said "Funny Video" but the funnay was not found." This implies that a thread with the word "funny" in the title will not be funny. Owned everybody by actually being a Mod but is just an old crank with an unusually hot daughter, while wearing a STFU t-shirt.
 

Jeeebus

Diamond Member
Aug 29, 2006
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<Jeeebus looks around at his fellow ATOT slaves, rises to his feet, and proclaims... I am Spart... err... I am Oldsmoboat>
 

moshquerade

No Lifer
Nov 1, 2001
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Originally posted by: MagnusTheBrewer
'Olds' is actually an alter ego. Few people know he began as Studebaker Boy.

i thought he was youngsmoboat back in the day
 

JulesMaximus

No Lifer
Jul 3, 2003
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He's a mythical creature...kind of like a unicorn, only kind of creepy, like one that has been locked up in your parent's basement for decades.