Who the heck thinks of these things??

TraumaRN

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Question on proper employee conduct....


2. *** employees may use their position to profit at ***'s expense and are NOT obligated to report suspicious activity.
A. True
B. False


I seriously wanted to just click True just be be an ass...

Who on earth thinks of these things and how is this supposed to remind me of how to behave professionally as a RN?! :confused:

EDIT: Question 3 made me go WTF even more....


3. Failure to comply with the *** Code of Conduct:


A. Is a serious matter
B. May lead to termination
C. Is a HIPAA violation
D. May lead to disciplinary action
E. A, B and D only


Uh....these need to be on Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader...
 

AgaBoogaBoo

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I've always wanted to know if these turn up anything interesting or everyone just chooses False. I'd imagine some might choose True out of confusion of what is being asked or just BS'ing it, but besides that, I would be surprised if they found out anything.
 

nonameo

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I think it's more of a matter of liability. This way, if you ever do any of these things, they can go back and prove you knew better.
 

TraumaRN

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Originally posted by: nonameo
I think it's more of a matter of liability. This way, if you ever do any of these things, they can go back and prove you knew better.

Yea and at the same time I feel more stupid for doing these.

The ones asking about pain management even had one about withholding pain medication because you didn't like your patient...I mean...seriously thats just silly...tho like I said I'd like to purposely answer incorrectly just to chap somebody's arse in management :p
 

sobriquet

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Sounds a lot like the UC online ethics exam. "Selling unused university property for personal financial gain violates which of the following UC policies?" Even if you get the questions wrong, you're simply given the right answers and the test keeps going.

Oh, and the best question I've ever seen on a test, from online traffic school:
When approaching a toll booth, you should
A. Speed up.
B. Slow down and stop.
C. Hold your money out the window as you drive by.
D. Gun her up to 80.
 

mrSHEiK124

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Originally posted by: sobriquet
Sounds a lot like the UC online ethics exam. "Selling unused university property for personal financial gain violates which of the following UC policies?" Even if you get the questions wrong, you're simply given the right answers and the test keeps going.

Oh, and the best question I've ever seen on a test, from online traffic school:
When approaching a toll booth, you should
A. Speed up.
B. Slow down and stop.
C. Hold your money out the window as you drive by.
D. Gun her up to 80.

:laugh:
 

Raduque

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Aug 22, 2004
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Originally posted by: sobriquet
Sounds a lot like the UC online ethics exam. "Selling unused university property for personal financial gain violates which of the following UC policies?" Even if you get the questions wrong, you're simply given the right answers and the test keeps going.

Oh, and the best question I've ever seen on a test, from online traffic school:
When approaching a toll booth, you should
A. Speed up.
B. Slow down and stop.
C. Hold your money out the window as you drive by.
D. Gun her up to 80.

Well, D, of course. It takes a high velocity to get through those barriers.