Who orders steaks cooked?

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zerocool84

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I work part time at some high class steakhouse in Austin and we've got some great cuts of meat...... 20oz ribeye for about tree-fidee and during the training period I got to eat whatever I wanted to for free and I was eating like a princess for a week.

Now, every time I take an order, for some reason, people want me to cook the steak and I die a little inside when they do.

When I want a steak, I go to the ranch, kill my own cow and eat it there raw like god intended. Who the hell cooks steak now-a-days???

I mean seriously, what kind of jerk wants to spend $30+ to waste a perfectly tasty piece of meat? Do they really think that dried out, cooked, warm, charred husk of a steak tastes any good?


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purbeast0

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this is one of the worst parodies i've ever read on these forums and i would be all for a ban because of it.
 

Farang

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Originally posted by: purbeast0
this is one of the worst parodies i've ever read on these forums and i would be all for a ban because of it.

it doesn't even parody it.. it just duplicates it. you could take the replies from that thread and insert them here and it would work
 

nakedfrog

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Originally posted by: DarrelSPowers
Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Huzzah for making fun of the steak nazis :p

Really?

I'm sure you could have done so much better if you tried.

It's possible. I don't make parody threads here, though.
 
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