Who needs the Onion when reality is more hilarious. The involves Mr. Nunes

[hal2kilo]

They can't get straight who started what conspiracy.

Nunes suggests there's a secret plot to "eliminate" Cuomo so Harris can run for president unopposed | Salon.com

 

[hal2kilo]

Title should be "This involves Mr. Nunes. I used to know how to fix this.

 

[Fenixgoon]

I think Devin Nunes' cow might actually be smarter than he is

 

[ivwshane]

I think Devin Nunes' cow might actually be smarter than he is

I think a cow turd is smarter than him and it’s certainly more useful.

 

[feralkid]

I think a cow turd is smarter than him and it’s certainly more useful.

Smells better too, people are saying.

 

[MtnMan]

I suspect that the people that work at The Onion have been very nervous for the past 4 years, that reality would put them out of business. Same for those that write the New Yorker satire columns.

 

[Jhhnn]

Conflict is attention, even when it's contrived. Attention is influence.

 

[woolfe9998]

Isn't Maria Bartirimo one of the Smartmatic defendants? Might be time for that moron to start being a little more careful who she invites on her show.

 

[Puffnstuff]

All I want to know is if and when the Onion responds to this madness.

 

[hal2kilo]

Isn't Maria Bartirimo one of the Smartmatic defendants? Might be time for that moron to start being a little more careful who she invites on her show.

Buttaroma is an even bigger tool than Kudlow. Seems she went teaparty years ago.

 

[KMFJD]

Nunes Family Sues For Defamation, Shocked To Find That Discovery Comes Before KA-CHING - Above the Law

If only their lawyer had told them!

abovethelaw.com

When the congressman’s father and brother sued reporter Ryan Lizza for implying that NuStar Farms, the family dairy, hired undocumented workers, they should probably have anticipated that they’d have to prove that their employees were all legal. And certainly their lawyer should have told them that they’d have to surrender employment records and sit for depositions if they were foolish enough to file such a suit.

lol oh lol another Beauty from Devin

 

[Fenixgoon]

Nunes Family Sues For Defamation, Shocked To Find That Discovery Comes Before KA-CHING - Above the Law

If only their lawyer had told them!

abovethelaw.com

When the congressman’s father and brother sued reporter Ryan Lizza for implying that NuStar Farms, the family dairy, hired undocumented workers, they should probably have anticipated that they’d have to prove that their employees were all legal. And certainly their lawyer should have told them that they’d have to surrender employment records and sit for depositions if they were foolish enough to file such a suit.

lol oh lol another Beauty from Devin

just like trump, he gets only the best people! (the article details just how disastrous his lawyer is below the initial paragraph)

 

[sactoking]

Maybe Nunes is one of those "short bus" people the Shaman's attorney was talking about.

 

[woolfe9998]

Hey Devin, in order to win a defamation suit, you have to prove that what they said was, you know, false. It isn't enough that they said mean things which hurt your feels.

Nunes is also suing WaPo right now. Has also sued CNN and his cow, to name just a few.

There is a procedure in court for declaring someone a "vexatious litigant," meaning all their future lawsuits need pre-approval from a judge in order to proceed past the initial filings. It happens once you've filed a critical mass of meritless lawsuits.

Nunes is dangerously close.

 

[fskimospy]

Hey Devin, in order to win a defamation suit, you have to prove that what they said was, you know, false. It isn't enough that they said mean things which hurt your feels.

Nunes is also suing WaPo right now. Has also sued CNN and his cow, to name just a few.

There is a procedure in court for declaring someone a "vexatious litigant," meaning all their future lawsuits need pre-approval from a judge in order to proceed past the initial filings. It happens once you've filed a critical mass of meritless lawsuits.

Nunes is dangerously close.

It’s concerning to me that Nunes’ blizzard of frivolous lawsuits is still only ‘close’.

 

[woolfe9998]

It’s concerning to me that Nunes’ blizzard of frivolous lawsuits is still only ‘close’.

The list is longer than I had previously thought. I guess no one website has a comprehensive list as it might exceed their allotted hard drive space.

AFAIK, Nunes has

1. Sued WaPo now twice.
2. Sued CNN.
3. Sued McClatchy and Esquire Magazine.
4. Sued Twitter to unmask various parody accounts so that he can sue them.
5. Sued a dairy farmer and other local activists in Tulare country for challenging his description of himself as a "farmer."
6. Sued Democratic challenger Andrew Janz for re-tweeting posts from his Cow.
7. Sued Fusion GPS

"I sense the butthurt is strong in this one, Master Kenobi"
"Butthurt leads to self-pity, self-pity leads to hate, and hate leads to the dark side"

 

[theeedude]

Remember when Nunes was the reasonable one during debt ceiling / shutdown nonsense GOP pulled under Obama?
Let this be a lesson, "reasonable Republican" is an oxymoron. Or a moron on Oxy

 

[woolfe9998]

Remember when Nunes was the reasonable one during debt ceiling / shutdown nonsense GOP pulled under Obama?
Let this be a lesson, "reasonable Republican" is an oxymoron. Or a moron on Oxy

I seem to recall that Nunes is a moderate on immigration, which seems odd as he's a huge Trump supporter and being hardline on immigration is kind of Trump's signature thing.

I think the issue with Nunes is not that he's an extremist. It's that he's a slimeball who saw on opportunity to elevate himself by kissing Trump ass.

LOL@ "Oxymoron or moron on Oxy."

 

[darkswordsman17]

Nunes Family Sues For Defamation, Shocked To Find That Discovery Comes Before KA-CHING - Above the Law

If only their lawyer had told them!

abovethelaw.com

When the congressman’s father and brother sued reporter Ryan Lizza for implying that NuStar Farms, the family dairy, hired undocumented workers, they should probably have anticipated that they’d have to prove that their employees were all legal. And certainly their lawyer should have told them that they’d have to surrender employment records and sit for depositions if they were foolish enough to file such a suit.

lol oh lol another Beauty from Devin

I'm gonna laugh if (more likely when) they uncover multiple other crimes in this process.

 

[outriding]

I seem to recall that Nunes is a moderate on immigration, which seems odd as he's a huge Trump supporter and being hardline on immigration is kind of Trump's signature thing.

I think the issue with Nunes is not that he's an extremist. It's that he's a slimeball who saw on opportunity to elevate himself by kissing Trump ass.

LOL@ "Oxymoron or moron on Oxy."

You are right on the immigration... only because his family hires a bunch of immigrants (legal or illegal) to work on their farms.

 

[outriding]

The list is longer than I had previously thought. I guess no one website has a comprehensive list as it might exceed their allotted hard drive space.

AFAIK, Nunes has

1. Sued WaPo now twice.
2. Sued CNN.
3. Sued McClatchy and Esquire Magazine.
4. Sued Twitter to unmask various parody accounts so that he can sue them.
5. Sued a dairy farmer and other local activists in Tulare country for challenging his description of himself as a "farmer."
6. Sued Democratic challenger Andrew Janz for re-tweeting posts from his Cow.
7. Sued Fusion GPS

"I sense the butthurt is strong in this one, Master Kenobi"
"Butthurt leads to self-pity, self-pity leads to hate, and hate leads to the dark side"

I thought i read somewhere that if you are a public figure.. eg celebrity, government offical, etc.. that you expect it to come with the job eg a little jabs here and there..

 

[hal2kilo]

I thought i read somewhere that if you are a public figure.. eg celebrity, government offical, etc.. that you expect it to come with the job eg a little jabs here and there..

He just compounds his embarrassment, by regurgitating all those horrible things said about him in every lawsuit. He's an idiot.

 

[woolfe9998]

He just compounds his embarrassment, by regurgitating all those horrible things said about him in every lawsuit. He's an idiot.

Don't be so mean to him. He's very sensitive. For example, I just noticed that when I start typing his name into Google, the first thing suggested is "Devin Nunes Cow." This must be emotionally traumatic for him, knowing that from now until the day he dies, whenever anyone speaks his name, "cow" will be the first thing that comes to mind. He needs comfort, not insults.

There, there, little Devin.

 

[uclaLabrat]

I seem to recall that Nunes is a moderate on immigration, which seems odd as he's a huge Trump supporter and being hardline on immigration is kind of Trump's signature thing.

I think the issue with Nunes is not that he's an extremist. It's that he's a slimeball who saw on opportunity to elevate himself by kissing Trump ass.

LOL@ "Oxymoron or moron on Oxy."

Thought about this line a few days ago. Wasn't rush Limbaugh an oxymoron?

 

[Meghan54]

Thought about this line a few days ago. Wasn't rush Limbaugh an oxymoron?

No, just OxyContin