Who Needs Dr. Kervorkian??

Carbo

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Where there's a will, there's a way, I guess. How long before some bumbling bureaucrat decides the lion needs to be put down for granting this dude his final wish?
 

Bomberboy

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I don't get it. The lion certainly isn't at fault. The guy wanted to die. Everyone is happy?!
 

VirusDub

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<< Getting mauled is a nasty way to go. I'd rather buddy up with Special K. >>

He didn't really get mauled. According to the report, anyway, he died instantly with a blow to the neck. His body was never touched.
 

UberNeuman

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You've got to give the man credit. He had a plan. He followed it and completed the task he had in mind....

Way to go, Dude!
 

HappyFace

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<< Getting mauled is a nasty way to go. I'd rather buddy up with Special K. >>

The man's neck was broken, but he was not mauled by the lions.
 

Nemesis77

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Moral of the story: Don't mess with lions, they will whoop your ass.

Well, unless you have a death-wish.