Who knows how to milk a cow?

[toant103]

i saw it on TV.

 

[ratkil]

one of the penile enlargement tools X 6
um, X4 you mean ;-)

Shotgun Steve is right on.

MoGeeks, kind of the same for a goat, but much smaller so you can really only use finger and thumb.

I knew one dairy farmer that had a bunch of high school kids that were shooting his cattle in the udders with .22's to watch the milk drain out......stupid kids :-|

Anybody ever heard this joke?

A dairy farmer decided to enter the 21st century and get electric milkers for his cattle. So he ordered one to test it out. It came one Friday while his wife was out of town on a trip. He was looking it over that night and suddenly had a thought. He proceeded to set it up and use it like a sexual aid. It felt great but then when he was done he could not figure out how to get it off! He called the help line for the milker and told the help support person on the phone that he had put it on his cow and could not get it back off. The person said..













"don't worry, it will release and come off on it's own after it collects 2 gallons....." ;-)

 

[Cyberian]

<< Just FYI, it seems you Americans got confused with Bob's posts but here's clarification...

Here in Canada we have 4 different types of cow milk, USA might be the same but by judging you fact you seemed confused you probably don't...

We have
Skimmed Milk - I think this has no fat... its nasty
1% and 2% Milk - Duno I think thats how much is fat or something... 2% is good
Homogonized (Homo) Milk - is the fattening stuff...not as much as eggnog though >>



Uhhhh, I knew that, but I don't think there are 4 different types of cows that each give a specific kind of milk.
I think it's processed differently.