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Who is your favorite Seinfeld girlfriend? So many of them :Q
I cannot decide between Sidra (spectacular breasts) and Winona (Native American thingie).
The List:
1. Laura - She was engaged.
2. Elaine - To save the friendship.
3. Marlene - She doesn't think his stand-up act is funny.
4. Donna - She liked the Dockers' commercial.
5. Angela - She was a hit-and-run driver.
6. Naomi - Her laugh sounded like Elmer Fudd.
7. Sandra - Jerry talked too "dirty" to her.
8. Marla - The virgin, finds out about the contest.
9. Tia - She thought she caught Jerry picking his nose.
10. Sharon - She though Jerry was lying about being gay.
11. Sidra - He suspected her "spectacular" breast were fake.
12. Dolores - Jerry couldn't remember her name.
13. Amy - Jerry accuses her of kissing his cousin.
14. Jody - She wouldn't give Jerry a massage.
15. Winona - Jerry implies she is an "Indian Giver".
16. Tawni - Jerry stole her fungicide.
17. Jane - She can't spare a square.
18. Audrey - She wouldn't taste his apple pie.
19. Meryl - She abused his "family" dry clean discount.
20. Rachel - Made out with Jerry during Schindlers List.
21. Julie - Newman had dumped her.
22. Sandi - She wouldn't laugh.
23. Melanie - She ate her peas one at a time.
24. Holly - Jerry wouldn't eat enough meat for her.
25. Lena - She stockpiled cases of "Today Sponge" contraceptives.
26. Christie - She kept wearing the same dress over and over.
27. Jeannie - She was too much like him.
28. Gillian - She had "man hands".
29. Ellen - She was a loser.
30. Jenna - Jerry wouldn't use her toothbrush.
31. Beth - She was a Nazi.
32. Alex - There were body "hair" issues.
33. Lanette - Jerry didn't send out the invitations for her party in time.
32. Claire - Her belly button talked.
33. Patty - She believed Jerry couldn't show emotion.
34. Celia - She wouldn't let Jerry play with her "Toy Collection".
35. Sara - Jerry called her a "Pimple Popper MD".
36. Melissa - There is good naked and bad naked.
37. Sheila - Schmoochie girl from "Soup Nazi".
38. Sandy - Plays Elaine in pilot, "Are you breaking up with me?"
39. Mary - "You didn't call me!", crazy woman at baby shower.
40. Lois - "I choose not run".
41. Nina - The artist, painted Kramer, used line from movie.
42. Isabel - Stupid woman on elevator with great sexual appeal.
42. Abby - The protege.
43. Katya - The gymnist, "I can balance myself in any position."
44. Karen - Miss Rhode Island.
45. Hallie - Susan's best friend, produces Bro. Karamazov.
46. Christin - PBS pledge drive lady with thank you card.
47. Sue Ellen - The bra-less wonder.
48. Nikki - The beautiful woman who always gets her way.
49. Nina - You ever pretend there's a killer after you?
50. Laura - The menage-trois room mate.
51. Gennice - Bette Meddler's understudy.
52. Vanessa - Lawyer from party, "bumped in" at elevator.
53. Lena - Jerry gets her number from an AIDS walk list.
54. Donna - Chan/Chanstein, the Long Island girl.
55. Laura - The deaf lineswoman who reads lips.
I cannot decide between Sidra (spectacular breasts) and Winona (Native American thingie).
The List:
1. Laura - She was engaged.
2. Elaine - To save the friendship.
3. Marlene - She doesn't think his stand-up act is funny.
4. Donna - She liked the Dockers' commercial.
5. Angela - She was a hit-and-run driver.
6. Naomi - Her laugh sounded like Elmer Fudd.
7. Sandra - Jerry talked too "dirty" to her.
8. Marla - The virgin, finds out about the contest.
9. Tia - She thought she caught Jerry picking his nose.
10. Sharon - She though Jerry was lying about being gay.
11. Sidra - He suspected her "spectacular" breast were fake.
12. Dolores - Jerry couldn't remember her name.
13. Amy - Jerry accuses her of kissing his cousin.
14. Jody - She wouldn't give Jerry a massage.
15. Winona - Jerry implies she is an "Indian Giver".
16. Tawni - Jerry stole her fungicide.
17. Jane - She can't spare a square.
18. Audrey - She wouldn't taste his apple pie.
19. Meryl - She abused his "family" dry clean discount.
20. Rachel - Made out with Jerry during Schindlers List.
21. Julie - Newman had dumped her.
22. Sandi - She wouldn't laugh.
23. Melanie - She ate her peas one at a time.
24. Holly - Jerry wouldn't eat enough meat for her.
25. Lena - She stockpiled cases of "Today Sponge" contraceptives.
26. Christie - She kept wearing the same dress over and over.
27. Jeannie - She was too much like him.
28. Gillian - She had "man hands".
29. Ellen - She was a loser.
30. Jenna - Jerry wouldn't use her toothbrush.
31. Beth - She was a Nazi.
32. Alex - There were body "hair" issues.
33. Lanette - Jerry didn't send out the invitations for her party in time.
32. Claire - Her belly button talked.
33. Patty - She believed Jerry couldn't show emotion.
34. Celia - She wouldn't let Jerry play with her "Toy Collection".
35. Sara - Jerry called her a "Pimple Popper MD".
36. Melissa - There is good naked and bad naked.
37. Sheila - Schmoochie girl from "Soup Nazi".
38. Sandy - Plays Elaine in pilot, "Are you breaking up with me?"
39. Mary - "You didn't call me!", crazy woman at baby shower.
40. Lois - "I choose not run".
41. Nina - The artist, painted Kramer, used line from movie.
42. Isabel - Stupid woman on elevator with great sexual appeal.
42. Abby - The protege.
43. Katya - The gymnist, "I can balance myself in any position."
44. Karen - Miss Rhode Island.
45. Hallie - Susan's best friend, produces Bro. Karamazov.
46. Christin - PBS pledge drive lady with thank you card.
47. Sue Ellen - The bra-less wonder.
48. Nikki - The beautiful woman who always gets her way.
49. Nina - You ever pretend there's a killer after you?
50. Laura - The menage-trois room mate.
51. Gennice - Bette Meddler's understudy.
52. Vanessa - Lawyer from party, "bumped in" at elevator.
53. Lena - Jerry gets her number from an AIDS walk list.
54. Donna - Chan/Chanstein, the Long Island girl.
55. Laura - The deaf lineswoman who reads lips.
