Who is your Daddy?

[JS80]

Originally posted by: spidey07
My father is an incredible man. He served in WW2 in the navy as a radio operator, was on ships that got attacked by kamikazes and other ships. He came home after the war and was a beat cop in Chicago moving on to investigator for auto crime. He then moved on with his knowledge of auto theft to the auto insurance business. Then to sales for of all things, carpet padding, but it made him a ton of money. He retired at 70 after being forced out of his job due to age discrimination and he lives comfortable at the ripe age of 85.

I love him very much and when he asks me to come over to fix his computer, I come over. Because he's my father and a great man and I would be nothing without his wisdom and knowledge.

lol :thumbsup:

 

[Praetor]

I tried this thread a few years back and it got locked. I think I got a warning too. ;(

 

[JeffreyLebowski]

Originally posted by: RyanPaulShaffer
I'm detective John Kimble. I'm a cop you idiot!

I think the OP's post went over the head of a lot of people. Kindergarten Cop was a great movie.

You've got to realize, there are posters on here that are younger than that movie (1990) Damn I'm getting old 🙁

My father was a plumber, he apparently laid pipe all over town.

 

[Possessed Freak]

Get to da chopper.

My dad is an electrical engineer at General Electric, Drive Systems department. The epitome of a company man, he gets angry if I say good things about a competitor's light bulb. I keep asking him when he will retire, but I think he will work until he is forced out and then he will probably be a consultant.

 

[JeffreyLebowski]

Was your father a meat burglar? The reason I ask is, it looks like he stole two fine hams and stuffed them down the back of your dress.

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: spidey07
My father is an incredible man. He served in WW2 in the navy as a radio operator, was on ships that got attacked by kamikazes and other ships. He came home after the war and was a beat cop in Chicago moving on to investigator for auto crime. He then moved on with his knowledge of auto theft to the auto insurance business. Then to sales for of all things, carpet padding, but it made him a ton of money. He retired at 70 after being forced out of his job due to age discrimination and he lives comfortable at the ripe age of 85.

I love him very much and when he asks me to come over to fix his computer, I come over. Because he's my father and a great man and I would be nothing without his wisdom and knowledge.

:laugh: :thumbsup:

 

[tomfoolery08]

A Terminator. A Cyberdyne Systems Model 101.

Part man, part machine. Underneath, it's a hyper-alloy combat chassis - micro processor-controlled, fully armored. Very tough. But outside, it's living human tissue - flesh, skin, hair, blood, grown for the cyborgs.

He can't be bargained with, can't be reasoned with! He doesn't feel pity or remorse or fear, and he absolutely will not stop. EVER! Until you are dead!

 

[shortylickens]

Originally posted by: tomfoolery08
A Terminator. A Cyberdyne Systems Model 101.

Part man, part machine. Underneath, it's a hyper-alloy combat chassis - micro processor-controlled, fully armored. Very tough. But outside, it's living human tissue - flesh, skin, hair, blood, grown for the cyborgs.

He can't be bargained with, can't be reasoned with! He doesn't feel pity or remorse or fear, and he absolutely will not stop. EVER! Until you are dead!

Thats a fantastic coincedence.

I just watched T1 on Netlix last night. It sucks though. They need to do a Lucas-style restoration of it.