Originally posted by: Arkaign
Originally posted by: exdeath
Originally posted by: mwmorph
Any BMW 3 series owner. Ever.
+10000
Anybody who thinks they are super rich and better than you because their car payment is $50 higher than someone elses or because their car cost $3000 more.
Heh, I had a 3-series but certainly wasn't smug about it, it was a weak 325i auto.
I had an E39 M5 as well, and was very happy with it, but never bragged about it or had an attitude. I even debadged it, and was looking for a 525i badge lol.
Smugness pretty much scales inversely to age and proportional to cost or perceived cost based on brand label image.
Formula:
smug factor = (perceived value * image stigma) / age
Examples:
50 yr old man in a Prius, not smug
50 yr old man in a Vette, not smug
30 yr old man in a SVT Cobra with 600+ horsepower and no bling, not too smug, lust a little but who wouldn't be
16 yr old in a V6 Mustang with tinted windows and chrome wheels, smug
16 yr old in a SVT Cobra, smug for about a week, then his corpse has to be peeled from a tree
16 yr old in a Corolla, not smug
16 yr old in a brand new BMW or Mini, smug
16 yr old liberal democrat in a Prius with a Aquafina battle in one hand and a cell phone in the other, with an ipod, iphone, and a ibook, doesn't have a job, hangs out at starbucks 24/7, smug meter just broke
35 yr old with a brand new M3, not too smug, lust a little but who wouldn't be
hip hop 16 yr old with a 10 yr old 3 series with a Xenon kit and wheels from a 2006 BMW pretending he has a $100,000 car when he tells everyone he drives a bimmer but avoids mentioning the year even when asked, smug
The preferred brands for smug appeal are the likes of BMW, Lexus, Mercedes. There is a market for people who can only afford an Accord but want to be "ballin". These are the people you see driving C class mercedes and used 318i who talk big because they have a "benz" or a "bimmer". Or they have some used Lexus they got for $12k and they think they are better than someone with a Toyota.
Absolutely hilarious.