Who is the dumbest of them all?

[meltdown75]

lol @ 5, which i voted for

i don't know. that diet and sleeping in that farty stenchy room just seems really dumb... funny dumb :laugh:

 

[nakedfrog]

#2

 

[venk]

Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt
NOMINEE No.4: Police said a lawyer demonstrating the safety of windows in a downtown Toronto Skyscraper crashed through a pane with his shoulder and plunged 24 floors to his death. A police spokesman said Garry Hoy, 39, fell into the courtyard of the Toronto Dominion Bank Tower early Friday evening as he was explaining the strength of the building's windows to visiting law students. Hoy previously had conducted demonstrations of window strength according to police reports. Peter Lawyers, managing partner of the firm Holden Day Wilson, told the Toronto Sun newspaper that Hoy was "one of the best and brightest" members of the 200-man association.

I could have SWORN I saw this on some TV Show or Movie recently! Anyone have any clue?

 

[CTrain]

I'm trying to decide which ones are just stupid and which ones are accidental(but just as stupid).

 

[DaShen]

Nominee 10, but nominee 5 came a very close 2nd. Sad.

 

[Cheezeit]

Originally posted by: MikeyIs4Dcats
can you add Fatty4ksu to the poll?

you hate him soooo much, dont you?

 

[Continuity28]

I wouldn't consider #5 stupid per se....

I thought many of them were though, but my vote went for #9.

I mean come on he's under it and then shoots it? What does he expect? I think you must be really stupid not to know about gravity... so... I voted #9.

 

[jfall]

I said 3, thinking a gun was a phone lol

 

[FoBoT]

10 is out, because he didn't die

all the ones involving firearms are out, just because

6 is out, he was a criminal

i have to go with 4 or 2

i'll go with 4 since he was a lawyer. he should have known better

the guy under the truck deserves a break , at least he was trying to do something useful

 

[YOyoYOhowsDAjello]

Originally posted by: Evadman
blastingcap guy.

qft

 

[Spike]

Gotta be number 4, something about demonstrating the safety of something and getting killed while doing it is really funny to my. I bet the looks on the law students faces where priceless.

-spike

 

[PingSpike]

10...why isn't anyone mentioning 7 though...using a lighter to see down the barrel of a muzzle loader? You don't have any business staring down the barrel of a loaded muzzle loader in the first place, much less using a god damn lighter to hell you see while doing it.

 

[Continuity28]

Originally posted by: PingSpike
10...why isn't anyone mentioning 7 though...using a lighter to see down the barrel of a muzzle loader? You don't have any business staring down the barrel of a loaded muzzle loader in the first place, much less using a god damn lighter to hell you see while doing it.

Hey most of them are pretty bad, but you gotta pick one right?

 

[Continuity28]

Anyways... this thread makes me feel slightly better about myself... sad aren't I?

 

[hellman69]

#5 is funny, but an urban legend. I'd hazard a guess that one or more of the others are as well. At any rate, #1 for me.

Trevor

 

[tm37]

Ok these ARE REALLY REALLY OLD.

At least TEN YEARS OLD

I got these on a FAX when I sold cars!

 

[Continuity28]

Originally posted by: tm37
Ok these ARE REALLY REALLY OLD.

At least TEN YEARS OLD

I got these on a FAX when I sold cars!

But are they any less entertaining? Maybe for you.. but I never heard them so...

I still like this thread.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Originally posted by: venk

Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt
NOMINEE No.4: Police said a lawyer demonstrating the safety of windows in a downtown Toronto Skyscraper crashed through a pane with his shoulder and plunged 24 floors to his death. A police spokesman said Garry Hoy, 39, fell into the courtyard of the Toronto Dominion Bank Tower early Friday evening as he was explaining the strength of the building's windows to visiting law students. Hoy previously had conducted demonstrations of window strength according to police reports. Peter Lawyers, managing partner of the firm Holden Day Wilson, told the Toronto Sun newspaper that Hoy was "one of the best and brightest" members of the 200-man association.

I could have SWORN I saw this on some TV Show or Movie recently! Anyone have any clue?

That one is true. It really did happen and the Mythbusters also tackled the subject by proving how easy it was to break large windows in buildings with slightly pressurized interiors.

 

[ActuaryTm]

The source (for the completely oblivious).

 

[LeiZaK]

10 ftw

 

[Soccerman06]

Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt

Originally posted by: venk

Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt
NOMINEE No.4: Police said a lawyer demonstrating the safety of windows in a downtown Toronto Skyscraper crashed through a pane with his shoulder and plunged 24 floors to his death. A police spokesman said Garry Hoy, 39, fell into the courtyard of the Toronto Dominion Bank Tower early Friday evening as he was explaining the strength of the building's windows to visiting law students. Hoy previously had conducted demonstrations of window strength according to police reports. Peter Lawyers, managing partner of the firm Holden Day Wilson, told the Toronto Sun newspaper that Hoy was "one of the best and brightest" members of the 200-man association.

I could have SWORN I saw this on some TV Show or Movie recently! Anyone have any clue?

That one is true. It really did happen and the Mythbusters also tackled the subject by proving how easy it was to break large windows in buildings with slightly pressurized interiors.

Yes sir, some of them are from watchin tv shows, but most are from either the newspaper (the local newspaper did a story about some of the dumbest people around recently) or from watching the news. Yes I was surprised to find something useful on the news.