Who is the Lord of the Trolls in the P/N currently?
While I realize this may be my last post here for a while, I was feeling rather sick today and thought this would be a fun post to make (and more fun for most sane people in P/N). So with that aside…
Anarchist420
Affiliation: Articles of Confederation
Anarchist420 has almost certainly had a bit too much 4/20 while reading some history books. He is the quintessential example of a person who uses words yet has no idea of the meaning behind them, often devolving into incoherent rants that usually end up blaming something most of us agree is very good (ie the 14th amendment) for being Hitler reincarnate. See http://forums.anandtech.com/showthread.php?t=2275422 . One thing you must give credit to this troll for is his incredible perseverance for writing out batshit insane crap, see http://forums.anandtech.com/showthread.php?t=2276708 . I would have been exhausted after the first paragraph, but somehow this dude, while living in his parents basement and complaining about taxes he doesn’t pay, fights through the writer’s block to get progressively more insane, ex
nehalem256
Affiliation: Against Single Mothers
Nehalem is one of the few posters on P/N who arguably could be construed as an outright sexist, something not seen too often these days. Should be get out of Iraq? Ban single mothers! Should we try to pay down the debt? Abort single mother pregnancies! Should be discuss the idea of gay marriage? Down with single mothers! His thought process is more or less described by the following code:
If(topic on P/N = true)
Then (blame single mothers)
Else (blame single mothers)
2+2, the war on terror™, and drilling for oil in the gulf of mexico are all irrelevant – as long as we can ban single mothers.
Now, the funny thing here is that I actually don’t disagree with some of nehalem’s ideas – namely, that broken families are more often than not a problem leading to lots of other issues (crime, poverty, welfare issues) that have to be dealt with, and I think it is actually a rather important discussion to have. However, I’m not quite down with ripping fetuses out of women’s wombs against their will.
Juror No. 8
Affiliation: Conspiracy Loon
Juror number 8 is the newest account (although probably a parody from some other poster) on this list, but has shot up through the rankings with near light speed with his incredible ability to see the evil conspiracy government boogyman in every single fucking thing in the world. Preparation for natural disasters? It’s the Hitler youth! http://forums.anandtech.com/showthread.php?t=2277054 Probably more sick was his posts in the Malala thread http://forums.anandtech.com/showthread.php?t=2275589&page=6 in which everything is, of course, some big government conspiracy that never ever happened. In fact, his posts generally are of the opinion that you can’t ever know anything and so all of your knowledge is false by default, which is funny coming from some asshole on the internet. He is a more classis definition of troll, who joined to troll these forums, as seen by his post here:
spidey07
Affiliation: Reactionary Against Obama, Gun Nut
Spidey is quite an interesting character. In Obama threads, he tends to say things like “may great fuck be upon him” and other commends up there with other poetic geniuses. Everyone else is, of course, a commie, or a socialist, or what have you:
jking106
Affiliation: The Anti-Spidey (not in a good way)
In the endless Zimmerman thread, jking is simply the alternate of spidey, arguing every point from the opposite side of things, being an equally big asshole. Probably the best quote from him is
Incorruptible
Affiliation: Right-wing/Anti-obama parody poster (too stupid to be anything else).
Obviously a parody account of some type because nobody can possibly be this stupid.
Perhaps he is related to Nehalem:
Honorable Mentions
I should note here that Monovillage, cybsersge, Phokus, and dmcowen could all be thrown on here but they are more or less honest hacks and make no pretense otherwise. So you guys do not make the cut this time. That said, you’ve all been trying reaaaaal hard so maybe next time you could be the winner!
One more thing: is this a call-out thread? Obviously. Ban worthy? Probably. But, mods, do you honestly think that this is not an accurate description of a number of the posts made in P/N these days? Of the above, the only one who actually received any vacation time was the ‘fuck your dead dad’ comment. Everything else just continues on the way it is, and I doubt the saner part of P/N disagrees with most of this list. So………yeah.
Eight years here, and your otherwise spotless record gets its first infraction.
Perknose
Forum Director
While I realize this may be my last post here for a while, I was feeling rather sick today and thought this would be a fun post to make (and more fun for most sane people in P/N). So with that aside…
Anarchist420
Affiliation: Articles of Confederation
Anarchist420 has almost certainly had a bit too much 4/20 while reading some history books. He is the quintessential example of a person who uses words yet has no idea of the meaning behind them, often devolving into incoherent rants that usually end up blaming something most of us agree is very good (ie the 14th amendment) for being Hitler reincarnate. See http://forums.anandtech.com/showthread.php?t=2275422 . One thing you must give credit to this troll for is his incredible perseverance for writing out batshit insane crap, see http://forums.anandtech.com/showthread.php?t=2276708 . I would have been exhausted after the first paragraph, but somehow this dude, while living in his parents basement and complaining about taxes he doesn’t pay, fights through the writer’s block to get progressively more insane, ex
and
. Good luck with your meds, bro.
nehalem256
Affiliation: Against Single Mothers
Nehalem is one of the few posters on P/N who arguably could be construed as an outright sexist, something not seen too often these days. Should be get out of Iraq? Ban single mothers! Should we try to pay down the debt? Abort single mother pregnancies! Should be discuss the idea of gay marriage? Down with single mothers! His thought process is more or less described by the following code:
If(topic on P/N = true)
Then (blame single mothers)
Else (blame single mothers)
2+2, the war on terror™, and drilling for oil in the gulf of mexico are all irrelevant – as long as we can ban single mothers.
Now, the funny thing here is that I actually don’t disagree with some of nehalem’s ideas – namely, that broken families are more often than not a problem leading to lots of other issues (crime, poverty, welfare issues) that have to be dealt with, and I think it is actually a rather important discussion to have. However, I’m not quite down with ripping fetuses out of women’s wombs against their will.
Juror No. 8
Affiliation: Conspiracy Loon
Juror number 8 is the newest account (although probably a parody from some other poster) on this list, but has shot up through the rankings with near light speed with his incredible ability to see the evil conspiracy government boogyman in every single fucking thing in the world. Preparation for natural disasters? It’s the Hitler youth! http://forums.anandtech.com/showthread.php?t=2277054 Probably more sick was his posts in the Malala thread http://forums.anandtech.com/showthread.php?t=2275589&page=6 in which everything is, of course, some big government conspiracy that never ever happened. In fact, his posts generally are of the opinion that you can’t ever know anything and so all of your knowledge is false by default, which is funny coming from some asshole on the internet. He is a more classis definition of troll, who joined to troll these forums, as seen by his post here:
spidey07
Affiliation: Reactionary Against Obama, Gun Nut
Spidey is quite an interesting character. In Obama threads, he tends to say things like “may great fuck be upon him” and other commends up there with other poetic geniuses. Everyone else is, of course, a commie, or a socialist, or what have you:
Of course, spidey really belongs up here with the rest of the ATPN winners for his gun issue viewpoints; namely, f*ck it, shoot the mother*cker! This is one of those situations where even when he is right, the way he posts simply comes across as total asshole quality nonsense. Why drive away when you can
? His best posts are necessarily in the trayvon martin/Zimmerman thread. Some real beauties in here, like
and
Ironically I agree that Zimmerman is innocent, but that doesn’t mean spidey isn’t posting like an asshole. That said, he posts reasonable stuff elsewhere so this is probably just his P/N persona. Highly entertaining!
jking106
Affiliation: The Anti-Spidey (not in a good way)
In the endless Zimmerman thread, jking is simply the alternate of spidey, arguing every point from the opposite side of things, being an equally big asshole. Probably the best quote from him is
Although there are countless other trolling, baiting posts (spidey but in reverse) in that thread.
Very classy.
Incorruptible
Affiliation: Right-wing/Anti-obama parody poster (too stupid to be anything else).
Obviously a parody account of some type because nobody can possibly be this stupid.
Etc…..Also, why can this troll not use periods? Is his period key broken?
Perhaps he is related to Nehalem:
Honorable Mentions
I should note here that Monovillage, cybsersge, Phokus, and dmcowen could all be thrown on here but they are more or less honest hacks and make no pretense otherwise. So you guys do not make the cut this time. That said, you’ve all been trying reaaaaal hard so maybe next time you could be the winner!
One more thing: is this a call-out thread? Obviously. Ban worthy? Probably. But, mods, do you honestly think that this is not an accurate description of a number of the posts made in P/N these days? Of the above, the only one who actually received any vacation time was the ‘fuck your dead dad’ comment. Everything else just continues on the way it is, and I doubt the saner part of P/N disagrees with most of this list. So………yeah.
Eight years here, and your otherwise spotless record gets its first infraction.
Perknose
Forum Director
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