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Who is Dick Cheney?

techs

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http://www.moveon.org/moveonbulletin/bulletin1.html

INTRODUCTION: MAN OF MYSTERY
"Cheney and Bush want privacy for their conversations, but not for anyone else's." --Tony Mauro in USA Today, Feb. 27, 2002

Since September 11, Vice President Dick Cheney has kept a low profile. For months, he rarely appeared at all, emerging only to sell his political ideas on CNN or to dismiss allegations of corporate wrongdoing. Even now, Cheney mostly stays in a "secure location," ready to spring into action if President Bush is attacked.

Unlike most politicians, Cheney actually enjoys working in the background. By his own account, he doesn't relish campaigning, and he's hardly a natural spokesman, but Cheney excels at assembling and managing teams of people to "get stuff done."

Since he and Bush arrived at the White House, Cheney has managed to accomplish quite a bit. He's met with the heads of oil, gas, and nuclear power companies, assembled their "wish lists," and turned them into a new national Energy Plan. Cheney's close relations with folks like Ken Lay of Enron have made this one of the most corporation-friendly administrations in history.

In this issue of the MoveOn Bulletin, we take an in-depth look at Dick Cheney. It's not surprising that Cheney is avoiding the limelight: an SEC investigation is under way on accounting practices at Halliburton, the company he ran, and Congress's investigative body is still trying to determine how much of the Energy Plan he organized was shaped by oil, coal, and nuclear energy executives. Given his key role in determining the policy and practice of the Bush administration, an understanding of Cheney's history is important.

When Cheney was Chief of Staff for President Gerald Ford, his code name was "Backseat." Perhaps these days President Bush's nickname suits him better: for Cheney, it's "Big Time."


ONE LINK
"triking another blow for freedom from government interference, Mr. Cheney led Halliburton into the top ranks of corporate welfare hogs, benefiting from almost $2 billion in taxpayer-insured loans from the U.S. Export-Import Bank and the Overseas Private Investment Corp. In the five years before Mr. Cheney joined the company, it got a measly $100 million in government loans." Molly Ivins' article, "Cheney's Mess Worth a Close Look" is online at:
http://www.commondreams.org/views02/0610-03.htm


CHENEY IN NUMBERS


Cheney's 2000 income from Halliburton: $36,086,635
Increase in government contracts while Cheney led Halliburton: 91%
Minimum size of "accounting irregularity" that occurred while Cheney was CEO: $100,000,000 (One hundred MILLION dollars)
Number of the seven official US "State Sponsors of Terror" that Halliburton contracted with: 2 out of 7
Pages of Energy Plan documents Cheney refused to give congressional investigators: 13,500
Amount energy companies gave the Bush/Cheney presidential campaign: $1,800,000

HALLIBURTON DAYS
"[W]hen I was Secretary of Defense, my biggest problem was with the Congress of the United States.

Now that I'm chairman and CEO of a Fortune 500 company, my biggest problem is the Congress of the United States." --Dick Cheney, during an address to the Export-Import Bank Conference, May 8, 1997.

Cheney was asked to assume the helm of Halliburton in 1995. As one of the largest global providers of equipment and services to the oil industry, Halliburton needed a chief executive who could ensure that the company had the government's full support. Cheney's close connections to top government and industry decision makers made him perfect for this role.

In a debate with Vice Presidential candidate Joe Lieberman in 2000, Lieberman noted that Cheney had done well for himself as CEO of Halliburton. Cheney responded flatly, "I can tell you, Joe, the government had absolutely nothing to do with it." But even a glance at Cheney's tenure at Halliburton suggests otherwise.

During his five years as CEO, Cheney nearly doubled the size of Halliburton's government contracts, totaling a whopping $2.3 billion. He convinced the Export-Import Bank of the U.S. to lend Halliburton and oil companies another $1.5 billion, backed by U.S. taxpayers. As exposed in the article below, some of these loans went to a Russian company with ties to drug dealing and organized crime.
http://www.public-i.org/story_01_080200.htm

Cheney's rule at Halliburton was characterized by a ruthless geopolitical strategy that put aside political beliefs whenever they were inconvenient. In a number of cases, Halliburton and its subsidiaries supported or even ordered human rights violations and broke international laws. Consider the following examples:

* Libyan dictator and suspected anti-U.S. terrorist Moammar Gadhafi engaged a foreign subsidiary of Halliburton company Brown & Root to perform millions of dollars worth of work. According to the Baltimore Sun, Brown & Root was fined $3.8 million for violating Libyan sanctions. (Although Cheney wasn't leading Halliburton when these sales started, subsidiaries' sales to Libya continued throughout his tenure.)

* Cheney claimed that he supported the U.S. sanctions on Iraq, but the Financial Times of London reported that through foreign subsidiaries and affiliates, Halliburton became the biggest oil contractor for Iraq, selling more than $73 million in goods and services to Saddam Hussein's regime. (See http://gwbush.com/spots/postpage.html for a Washington Post article on the matter.)

* In Burma, Halliburton joined oil companies in working on two notorious gas pipelines, the Yadana and Yetagun. According to an Earth Rights report, "From 1992 until the present, thousands of villagers in Burma were forced to work in support of these pipelines and related infrastructure, lost their homes due to forced relocation, and were raped, tortured and killed by soldiers hired by the companies as security guards for the pipelines. One of Halliburton?s projects was undertaken during Dick Cheney?s tenure as CEO." (The full report is linked to below.)

Halliburton is now being investigated by the Securities and Exchange Commission for Enron-style accounting practices that took place while Cheney was CEO.
http://www.nytimes.com/2002/05/30/business/30HALL.html

More on Cheney and Halliburton:

For an extensive briefing on Halliburton and Cheney's foreign policy impact, check out this well-written and thorough report:
http://www.earthrights.org/halliburton/report.pdf

Cheney made $36 million at Halliburton in 2000 alone. Thesmokinggun.com has his tax returns to prove it:
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/dicktax1.shtml


A LOT OF ENERGY
"Conservation may be a sign of personal virtue, but it is not a sufficient basis for a sound, comprehensive energy policy." --Cheney, in a speech in Toronto, Canada, May 1, 2001.

The ongoing fracas over Cheney's Energy Plan ties together many of the themes of his working life: his corporate alliances, especially with energy companies; his view of oil as integral to U.S. foreign policy; and his insistence on secrecy for the activities of the Executive branch.

On May 16, 2001, Cheney revealed the results of months of meetings of his Energy Task Force: a national energy plan. President Bush had established the Task Force in January 2001, under Vice President Cheney's leadership. (See
http://www.whitehouse.gov/energy/ for the final plan.)

The plan essentially made Cheney's statement about 'personal virtue' national policy. It put a premium on exploring for and extracting more oil, and proposed that the Arctic National Wildlife Reserve be used for this purpose. While it paid lip service to alternative energy sources, its recommendations focused almost exclusively on the need for more "energy supply" -- more oil, more nuclear plants, more coal.

According to the Natural Resources Defense Council, "the Bush plan would provide no short-term relief for Americans struggling to pay their gasoline and electric bills this summer. And, over the long-term, it would increase pollution, despoil the environment, threaten public health and accelerate global warming. Moreover, it would have no impact on energy prices, and no practical effect on U.S. dependence on foreign sources of oil. Who would benefit? The oil, coal and nuclear industries that shoveled millions of dollars into Bush campaign coffers."

Shortly before the Plan was revealed, controversy arose. On April 19, 2001, Representatives Henry Waxman (D-CA) and John Dingell (D-MI) wrote to the General Accounting Office (GAO), asking it to investigate the Task Force. According to the GAO, "The congressional investigation of the task force was prompted by news reports that the task force had met privately with major campaign contributors, such as Kenneth Lay, the CEO of Enron, to discuss energy policy. According to these reports, major Republican contributors attended private sessions with Vice President Cheney and the task force met secretly with other contributors in formulating the President's National Energy Policy."

In response, Cheney's counsel returned a letter, refusing to disclose whom Cheney and the Task Force had met with and even who was on the Task Force's staff. The GAO made a formal demand for information; Cheney rebuffed it, citing Executive Privilege. It's worth noting that the GAO wasn't even requesting the minutes of the Task Force meetings; it merely wanted to know who the Task Force met with, and when.

In late August 2001, a Los Angeles Times article exposed the connections between Cheney's Task Force and Bush's campaign contributors. The article described how the final report adopted verbatim a global warming policy suggested by the U.S. Energy Association (an energy industry group), how language was altered to favor Halliburton, and how a company called Peabody Coal and its affiliates gave more than $900,000 to the Bush campaign and "gained extraordinary access" to the Task Force. (See http://www.commondreams.org/headlines01/0826-02.htm for a copy of the article.)

As Enron collapsed, Cheney continued to refuse access to the documents of the Task Force. In February 22, 2002, the GAO filed suit to obtain the documents, some of which have since been turned over. But large questions about the circumstances under which the Bush Administration's energy policy was formed remain. The evidence indicates that the final product was a gift for the energy industry from Cheney, their former colleague.

More on Cheney and the Energy Plan:

The GAO's comprehensive timeline of the Cheney failure to turn over the Task Force documents is viewable at:
http://www.house.gov/reform/mi...ergy_cheney_chrono.htm

You can search the documents that Cheney was ordered to make public at:
http://www.nrdc.org/air/energy/taskforce/tfinx.asp

You can read NRDC's "Slower, Costlier, and Dirtier: A Critique of the Bush Energy Plan" at:
http://www.nrdc.org/air/energy/scd/execsum.asp

"With so many new international crises erupting every day, it is hard to detect any clear forward direction to American U.S. foreign policy. At times, it appears that providing a response to the latest upheaval is about all that Washington can accomplish. But beneath the surface of day-to-day crisis management, one can see signs of an overarching plan for U.S. policy: a strategy of global oil acquisition." --Michael Klare, Pacific News Service:
http://www.pacificnews.org/con...02/apr/0415oilfix.html

Satire: Cheney's 10 energy tips
http://www.salon.com/politics/.../05/10/tips/index.html




If this doesn't prove that Dick Cheney is a hypocritical liar whose interests DON"T coincide with that of the U.S., well, you deserve whatever Dick sticks you with.
 

Lemon law

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I think the lack of responses on this thread are due partly to a ho hum---we already knew Cheney is a rat---so whats new.

But perhaps GWB's strongest asset and greatest weakness is in his very tight circle of advisers. And in GWB term one, Cheney was on the winning side of any internal squabbles And its people like Powell who had to go. And in term 1.5 that ended with the election of 11/2006, it was Cheney's buddy Rummy who had to go. And now Cheney is somewhat at odds with Condi Rice over foreign policy.

But right now Cheney seems to have regained the Presidential ear as GWB is now risking everything on both Cheney and Gonzales. And either of those public outrages in human form may end up relegating GWB to a very weak lame duck or the first President to get impeached and convicted in the Senate. GWB already lost a big pissing contest on the immigration bill and the moderate wing of the GOP is on the verge of totally deserting the Pres on other Cheney inspired brainfarts.--items like wiretapping, torture, and Iraq policy. And GWB may now be at and past a point of no return---if Cheney goes down, GWB may not be able to distance himself from Cheney and in the process go down with Cheney.
 

shadow9d9

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<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote>Originally posted by: Lemon law
I think the lack of responses on this thread are due partly to a ho hum---we already knew Cheney is a rat---so whats new.

But perhaps GWB's strongest asset and greatest weakness is in his very tight circle of advisers. And in GWB term one, Cheney was on the winning side of any internal squabbles And its people like Powell who had to go. And in term 1.5 that ended with the election of 11/2006, it was Cheney's buddy Rummy who had to go. And now Cheney is somewhat at odds with Condi Rice over foreign policy.

But right now Cheney seems to have regained the Presidential ear as GWB is now risking everything on both Cheney and Gonzales. And either of those public outrages in human form may end up relegating GWB to a very weak lame duck or the first President to get impeached and convicted in the Senate. GWB already lost a big pissing contest on the immigration bill and the moderate wing of the GOP is on the verge of totally deserting the Pres on other Cheney inspired brainfarts.--items like wiretapping, torture, and Iraq policy. And GWB may now be at and past a point of no return---if Cheney goes down, GWB may not be able to distance himself from Cheney and in the process go down with Cheney.</end quote></div>

Instead they rate the topic a 0-5 stars though.. that seems to be the trend these days.. they can't respond so they try to rate the thread low(like that means anything).
 

daveymark

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Originally posted by: Lemon law
I think the lack of responses on this thread are due partly to a ho hum---we already knew Cheney is a rat---so whats new.

also the fact that the first thing seen in the post is a link to moveon.org...
 

JEDIYoda

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Just goes to prove if you look hard enough on the internet you can find sites that back up what ypou are trying to prove or dosprove...lol
 

kage69

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And, true to form, some of our resident cheerleaders come out with their topical and concise rebuttals.


Pathetic. :(


Silly lookin Froomkin put it rather well I thought. Link


an excerpt...

...Gellman and Becker describe a telling encounter between Cheney and former vice president Dan Quayle: "Cheney had just taken the oath of office, and Quayle paid a visit to offer advice from one vice president to another.

"'I said, "Dick, you know, you're going to be doing a lot of this international traveling, you're going to be doing all this political fundraising . . . you'll be going to the funerals," ' Quayle said in an interview earlier this year. 'I mean, this is what vice presidents do. I said, "We've all done it."' '

"Cheney 'got that little smile,' Quayle said, and replied, 'I have a different understanding with the president.'"

As Gellman and Becker write: "Cheney preferred, and Bush approved, a mandate that gave him access to 'every table and every meeting,' making his voice heard in 'whatever area the vice president feels he wants to be active in,' [now chief of staff Joshua] Bolten said.
 

Rogodin2

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Diane Reem's guests quoted that this monring on her show.

I'm just appaled at how low our governemnt has sunk. Congress can't do a goddamn thing (hopefully this executive privlage defense will force their hand), and rather than blame the administration, it seems that the public blames congress.

Watergate will become a shadow to this administration's monster.

Rogo
 

JD50

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Originally posted by: Rogodin2
kage

Diane Reem's guests quoted that this monring on her show.

I'm just appaled at how low our governemnt has sunk. Congress can't do a goddamn thing (hopefully this executive privlage defense will force their hand), and rather than blame the administration, it seems that the public blames congress.

Watergate will become a shadow to this administration's monster.

Rogo

The public blames congress because they put congress in office to clean up the mess that Bush created. As unfair as that may sound (because obviously Bush should be the one to clean it up for himself, but obviously that will never happen), its what the public expects. When they see congress going soft on a lot of the promises they made, of course they are going to be pissed off at congress, and rightly so. The public should be pissed off at congress AND the administration, and judging by the poll numbers, they are.

When the public put this congress into power, I don't think they wanted congress to go off on all of these witch hunts, they were more concerned with getting out of Iraq. Maybe now people will realize that neither Republicans or Democrats give a damn about us.
 
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Originally posted by: techs
Every night before he goes to bed, the boogy man checks under his bed for Dick Cheney.
Dick Cheney likes a little ketchup with his babies.
Dick Cheney shot his lawyer... and didn't get sued.
Dick Cheney tried to sell his soul to the devil... Turns out Dick Cheney has no soul to sell. He made the devil pay anyway.
If Dick Cheney were a vampire... Oh, wait.
You can see Dick Cheney's evil from space.
Dick Cheney has survived so many heart attacks because Satan is deathly afraid of Dick Cheney.

 

BMW540I6speed

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What is Cheney actually working towards?. Power, yes, but to what end?

What's ultimately in it for him? What does the Unitary Executive accomplish that he wants so badly? After all, it could theoretically be used just as effectively by politicians with the opposite views and priorities from his. Or does he still believe Rove's fantasy of the permanent Republican majority?

What happens to Cheney after January 20, 2009? Will someone as visceral and corupt as he is just go home? What's his real game?. Why is Cheney behaving this way?

By all accounts his behavior as vice-president is new for him. Scowcroft and others who have known him intimately say they don?t recognize him anymore. His advice to incoming chief-of-staff for Reagan, Howard Baker, was at total odds with how he has acted in essentially the same position.

Did he keep his real feelings under cover until he got the opportunity? Is it another case of power corrupting and absolute power corrupting absolutely? Is it, a matter of his health problems making him goofy? Or does he truly believe that the safety of our country in these dangerous times requires an imperial ?unitary? presidency (via himself)?

But is something even more onerous at play? It doesn?t seem rational to go to such lengths to grab so much power knowing they will have to cede it to a successor in January 2010. Does he feel so strongly about presidential power (via his own vice-presidential power) that he intends to somehow prevent that succession?

The one person who can control this creation is President Bush. But the very fact that Bush shows an almost total unwillingness to do so indicates at best that he feels too insecure to be his own man; at worst it indicates a Faustian bargain made to become a figure-head president, under the direction of puppet master Cheney.







 

imported_Shivetya

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Originally posted by: daveymark
<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote>Originally posted by: Lemon law
I think the lack of responses on this thread are due partly to a ho hum---we already knew Cheney is a rat---so whats new.
</end quote></div>

also the fact that the first thing seen in the post is a link to moveon.org...

right up there with free republic... actually freepers have better references
 

ayabe

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Way to go guys, despite the fact that the OP has posted numerous links, and none of the information listed is in dispute you go ahead and troll away about MoveOn.

If you want to dispute any of the info posted, then please do so, otherwise you are trolling.

WTG team Douche.
 

dmcowen674

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<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote>Originally posted by: ayabe
Way to go guys, despite the fact that the OP has posted numerous links, and none of the information listed is in dispute you go ahead and troll away about MoveOn.

If you want to dispute any of the info posted, then please do so, otherwise you are trolling.

WTG team Douche</end quote></div>

Those organizations rule and must not be touched.
 

imported_Shivetya

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Originally posted by: ayabe
Way to go guys, despite the fact that the OP has posted numerous links, and none of the information listed is in dispute you go ahead and troll away about MoveOn.

If you want to dispute any of the info posted, then please do so, otherwise you are trolling.

WTG team Douche.

another rehash of halliburton and evil cheney connections, yawn

I guess if you guys keep posting it enough you'll believe it too.

so, if somone who isn't a moonbat makes a post it is required for the non-moonbats to dispute each piece whereas the moonbats only have to reply with "Bush, Cheney, or Halliburton" to encompass a complete reply.


you guys are laughable, keep throwing at the wall, something might stick.. until then your good for laughs
 

BMW540I6speed

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JD50 said
When the public put this congress into power, I don't think they wanted congress to go off on all of these witch hunts, they were more concerned with getting out of Iraq. Maybe now people will realize that neither Republicans or Democrats give a damn about us.

So, oversight is now framed as "witch hunts"?. I thought that we were a country based on popular sovereignty, that our elected officials serve at the pleasure of the voters. And as such, we were entitled to hold our elected officials to account for ther actions.

I guess, it seems....

The Decider "decides" that Cheney will "decide" what The Decider "decides".

While the rest of us quibble over Cheney's individual moves, he simply marches on, unphased. I am reminded of a scene from a Monty Python movie, in which the king of France is playing chess with a board full of live pieces. Each time he moves a man-piece, it must kill the man-piece on the corresponding space. As the two battle each other to the death, he sits back to sip his champagne, survey the board, and prepare for his next move.

Cheney does not have to kiss anyone's ass. He's done his job. He's protected his friends, expanded the scope of the office, and made life a little bit better for all of his corporate buddies.

He never cared about his Constitutional duties. He was only in it for the power, to wreak what damage he could for as long as he could. Remember, he was in the Nixon White House, and he probably wanted to do payback for all the shame that administration went through. He learned some valuable lessons from that time.

It is indeed a case of absolute power corrupting absolutely. One does not need to be a shrink to understand that the intoxication of power can make someone cling so tenaciously to that power, come what may.

He'll probably have a very soft cushion to fall back on when he leaves office. His pension will be smaller than all the corporate gifts he will probably get-chairmanships on the most plum of corporate boards, speaking engagements, tenure at some very conservative college. Lots of goodies that he gets from defending his friends' interests. Halliburton is very indebted to him for the war.

We know that Rumsfield spend months after 'resigning' as Secretary of Defense in an office in DC determining which documents to shred and which to keep, forever damning us to an incomplete and biased history. Do you imagine Cheney will do the same, or just start destroying them all and dare anyone to stop him?

But don't expect a memoir from him. He won't shine the light of day on his secrets. Those he takes to the grave and beyond.







 

BMW540I6speed

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Shivetya said:
you guys are laughable, keep throwing at the wall, something might stick.. until then your good for laughs

Considering Cheneys approval rating is in the low to mid teens. It seems, not many people are laughing. But when you live life in a political vacuum, such is life.

Laugh away, entrenched soldier, laugh away...

 

Vic

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Originally posted by: shadow9d9
The post was all facts... What exactly do you disagree with?

Originally posted by: Lemon law
I think the lack of responses on this thread are due partly to a ho hum---we already knew Cheney is a rat---so whats new.

Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy
Originally posted by: techs
Every night before he goes to bed, the boogy man checks under his bed for Dick Cheney.
Dick Cheney likes a little ketchup with his babies.
Dick Cheney shot his lawyer... and didn't get sued.
Dick Cheney tried to sell his soul to the devil... Turns out Dick Cheney has no soul to sell. He made the devil pay anyway.
If Dick Cheney were a vampire... Oh, wait.
You can see Dick Cheney's evil from space.
Dick Cheney has survived so many heart attacks because Satan is deathly afraid of Dick Cheney.

Text
 

imported_Shivetya

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Originally posted by: BMW540I6speed
Shivetya said:
<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote>you guys are laughable, keep throwing at the wall, something might stick.. until then your good for laughs</end quote></div>

Considering Cheneys approval rating is in the low to mid teens. It seems, not many people are laughing. But when you live life in a political vacuum, such is life.

Laugh away, entrenched soldier, laugh away...

considering approval ratings of VPs are absolutely meaningless its says alot for those who try to give them value?

tilt at windmills too?
 

imported_Shivetya

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Originally posted by: shadow9d9
The post was all facts... What exactly do you disagree with?

where is there a crime? He was a successful ceo of a company that many moonbats hate, that clinton's admin GAVE no-bid contracts too, and is tasked with jobs not many companies can? Whats the one thing in common with most of those links, one or two are valid news sources and the rest aren't, let alone the fact that many are 5-8 years old.

all I see are the hysterics of our resident moonbats who figure if they put enough bad sounding stuff together it somehow becomes a magical bullet to slay THEIR self created demons.

I guess ya'll pray to St. Hillary to make Eveel Cheney not lurk under your beds?





Keep tossing spoo at the wall, it might stick. Seems the Republicans kept at it for a long time in the 90s I guess the Democrats haven't grown up either, actually the lunatic left which exhibits itself daily here (ya'll really are hilarious, my dogs get as silly as you do, but they don't eat their poo)
 

techs

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Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy
<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote>Originally posted by: techs
Every night before he goes to bed, the boogy man checks under his bed for Dick Cheney.
Dick Cheney likes a little ketchup with his babies.
Dick Cheney shot his lawyer... and didn't get sued.
Dick Cheney tried to sell his soul to the devil... Turns out Dick Cheney has no soul to sell. He made the devil pay anyway.
If Dick Cheney were a vampire... Oh, wait.
You can see Dick Cheney's evil from space.
Dick Cheney has survived so many heart attacks because Satan is deathly afraid of Dick Cheney.
</end quote></div>
I never posted that. You obviously faked it.
I guess if you don't fix it I will have to ask the mod to do so.

 
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Originally posted by: techs
Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy
Originally posted by: techs
Every night before he goes to bed, the boogy man checks under his bed for Dick Cheney.
Dick Cheney likes a little ketchup with his babies.
Dick Cheney shot his lawyer... and didn't get sued.
Dick Cheney tried to sell his soul to the devil... Turns out Dick Cheney has no soul to sell. He made the devil pay anyway.
If Dick Cheney were a vampire... Oh, wait.
You can see Dick Cheney's evil from space.
Dick Cheney has survived so many heart attacks because Satan is deathly afraid of Dick Cheney.
I never posted that. You obviously faked it.
I guess if you don't fix it I will have to ask the mod to do so.
<big DUH voice>Do you think sooo?</big DUH voice>

While you're at it, maybe the mod can find your sense of humor too.
 

techs

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Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy
<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote>Originally posted by: techs
<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote>Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy
<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote>Originally posted by: techs
Every night before he goes to bed, the boogy man checks under his bed for Dick Cheney.
Dick Cheney likes a little ketchup with his babies.
Dick Cheney shot his lawyer... and didn't get sued.
Dick Cheney tried to sell his soul to the devil... Turns out Dick Cheney has no soul to sell. He made the devil pay anyway.
If Dick Cheney were a vampire... Oh, wait.
You can see Dick Cheney's evil from space.
Dick Cheney has survived so many heart attacks because Satan is deathly afraid of Dick Cheney.
</end quote></div>

</end quote></div>
I never posted that. You obviously faked it.
I guess if you don't fix it I will have to ask the mod to do so.

</end quote></div>
<big DUH voice>Do you think sooo?</big DUH voice>

While you're at it, maybe the mod can find your sense of humor too.

Actually, as a joke, that IS funny!
:D

 

Arkaign

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Originally posted by: Vic
<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote>Originally posted by: shadow9d9
The post was all facts... What exactly do you disagree with?</end quote></div>

<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote>Originally posted by: Lemon law
I think the lack of responses on this thread are due partly to a ho hum---we already knew Cheney is a rat---so whats new.</end quote></div>

<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote>Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy
<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote>Originally posted by: techs
Every night before he goes to bed, the boogy man checks under his bed for Dick Cheney.
Dick Cheney likes a little ketchup with his babies.
Dick Cheney shot his lawyer... and didn't get sued.
Dick Cheney tried to sell his soul to the devil... Turns out Dick Cheney has no soul to sell. He made the devil pay anyway.
If Dick Cheney were a vampire... Oh, wait.
You can see Dick Cheney's evil from space.
Dick Cheney has survived so many heart attacks because Satan is deathly afraid of Dick Cheney.
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I loled :D
 
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Originally posted by: techs
Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy
Originally posted by: techs
Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy
Originally posted by: techs
Every night before he goes to bed, the boogy man checks under his bed for Dick Cheney.
Dick Cheney likes a little ketchup with his babies.
Dick Cheney shot his lawyer... and didn't get sued.
Dick Cheney tried to sell his soul to the devil... Turns out Dick Cheney has no soul to sell. He made the devil pay anyway.
If Dick Cheney were a vampire... Oh, wait.
You can see Dick Cheney's evil from space.
Dick Cheney has survived so many heart attacks because Satan is deathly afraid of Dick Cheney.
I never posted that. You obviously faked it.
I guess if you don't fix it I will have to ask the mod to do so.
<big DUH voice>Do you think sooo?</big DUH voice>

While you're at it, maybe the mod can find your sense of humor too.

Actually, as a joke, that IS funny!
:D
Thank you. A lot of beers gave their lives so I could come up with that.