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Originally posted by: TheNinja
I think it's pretty friggin obvious. Pirates have absolutely no power on the land. Even on their ships they have parrots who say stupid things and then lasers....that's it folks. Vikings.....puuhleeeze, the walk around with long hair and just rape and pillage women. And they wear stupid helmets and can't even player guitar, they play the wussiest instruments of them all, flutes and lires.
NINJAS on the other hand fly around non-stop. They've been known to pop over a million boners, pork a thousand babes in a day, and WAIL on guitar...HARD!!! They also can eat copius amounts of spicy chili in their dojos. If even a thousand or a hundred pirates and/or vikings attacked a ninja they'd be in for a huge surprise....how about a huge hippo six foot boner uppercut?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
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Ok then............ who would win a fight

ninja/pirate or ninja/viking?

Cheers,
Aquaman
 
Originally posted by: Aquaman
Originally posted by: TheNinja
I think it's pretty friggin obvious. Pirates have absolutely no power on the land. Even on their ships they have parrots who say stupid things and then lasers....that's it folks. Vikings.....puuhleeeze, the walk around with long hair and just rape and pillage women. And they wear stupid helmets and can't even player guitar, they play the wussiest instruments of them all, flutes and lires.
NINJAS on the other hand fly around non-stop. They've been known to pop over a million boners, pork a thousand babes in a day, and WAIL on guitar...HARD!!! They also can eat copius amounts of spicy chili in their dojos. If even a thousand or a hundred pirates and/or vikings attacked a ninja they'd be in for a huge surprise....how about a huge hippo six foot boner uppercut?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
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Ok then............ who would win a fight

ninja/pirate or ninja/viking?

Cheers,
Aquaman
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I don't get what you are asking. If you are suggesting that a person could be a mix of a ninja and a pirate/viking well then you have a lot to learn about being cool Aquaman.

Dear,
TheNinja
 
Originally posted by: dighn
ninjas are the real ultimate power

anybody who even thinks otherwise is stupid
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Facts:
1. Ninjas are mammals.

2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.

3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.
 
Originally posted by: Phoenix86
Vikings are clearly cooler, they rule on both land and water. The ninja and pirate are limited to their domains. A wet ninja, or a dry pirate is useless.
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That made me drop my.........umm.......cough..........anyway: Funny, Funny 🙂


 
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