Who here sleeps with a stuffed animal?

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randay

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Man. I think im in the wrong thread, I didn't mean to wander into ya'lls beastiality thread. sorry, I'll be leaving now.
 

jadinolf

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Originally posted by: randay
Man. I think im in the wrong thread, I didn't mean to wander into ya'lls beastiality thread. sorry, I'll be leaving now.

Ya'lls?:)
 

funboy6942

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Like OMG I know what you means. I too have a fuzzy kitty I sleep with and Im like OMG little tiny bundle of overload I just wanna go to sleep and its like no ways you gotta snuggle with me so like I do I squeeze it and cuddle with it and it gets like all warm and gushy and I just like to have to put my arms all over it and fondle my little kitty poo poo. But them Im like kitty we gotta stop playing with each other or its going to lead to snugle xxx x2 OMG wetness bigtimes but my kitty doesnt care and neither do I so like I feel my kitty up and down and pet its hair and stuffs and like we never get any sleep because were in snuggle over loads xbillion with the petting of the stiff hairs backwards with the tounge licks and Im like ewwwwww kitty stop that it feels to gooooooooooooood! And its like sloppy sloppy wet kisses all over my face and it just wont stop and im like OOOOOOOOMG like I cant take any more kitty kitty and its 2 am I have to work tomorrow and your just being a rooster tease bad kitty kitty and I slap it around and it goes meow meow meow I want more slap me harder! And I spanks it with a noodle overcooked till it just gives up and it shakes it fuzzy butt till it it cant shake no more and runs off to smoke a cigerette.

And likes OMG I never got to finish and Im pissed off now.
 

Zap Brannigan

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Originally posted by: fuzzybabybunny
OMG I do! Her name's Bunny, and she's just a baby! Although to tell you the truth she doesn't really help me sleep because a lot of the time as I'm trying to sleep she'll go "OMG I'm just a baby kiss me kiss me kiss me!!!" and I'll go "OMG" *snugglez* and she'll do this a few times and I never fall asleep, or sometimes she'll look like an adorable bundle of cuteness and motherly instincts kick in and I go "OMG baby baby baby baby" *snugglez x2* But when I do fall asleep I have a hard time getting up because Bunny feels so soft and I gotta keep Bunny warm or else she'll be sad and sad babies make me feel crushed :(

The lunatic is in the hall................
 

Sukhoi

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Originally posted by: jadinolf
Originally posted by: randay
Man. I think im in the wrong thread, I didn't mean to wander into ya'lls beastiality thread. sorry, I'll be leaving now.

Ya'lls?:)

It's y'all. Look it up on the Florence, KY water tower next time you drive I-75.
 

schneiderguy

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Originally posted by: LoKe
Who here sleeps with a stuffed animal?

Originally posted by: DurocShark
She's only stuffed for an hour or two per night...

;)

Bestiality is still a crime, AFAIK.

only in some states :Q

Originally posted by: fuzzybabybunny
OMG I do! Her name's Bunny, and she's just a baby! Although to tell you the truth she doesn't really help me sleep because a lot of the time as I'm trying to sleep she'll go "OMG I'm just a baby kiss me kiss me kiss me!!!" and I'll go "OMG" *snugglez* and she'll do this a few times and I never fall asleep, or sometimes she'll look like an adorable bundle of cuteness and motherly instincts kick in and I go "OMG baby baby baby baby" *snugglez x2* But when I do fall asleep I have a hard time getting up because Bunny feels so soft and I gotta keep Bunny warm or else she'll be sad and sad babies make me feel crushed

*barf*