Bwuahahah... look at this nation. It is the "safest nation from foreign agression" in the world
The Dictatorship of HellHole
"The only good dick is a sucked dick"
UN Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights: Rare
Economy: Basket Case
Political Freedoms: Outlawed
Location: Eutopia
The Dictatorship of HellHole is a very large, safe nation, renowned for its punitive income tax rates. Its compassionate, cynical population of 123 million are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Defence, although Law & Order and the Environment are secondary priorities. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising fourteen-year-old boys selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.
Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, the government is avowedly atheist, military spending is on the increase, and bicyclists are banned from major roads. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. HellHole's national animal is the titmouse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the woowoo.
Most Recent Government Activity: 6 hours ago