yeah, why am i still at citi? i'm a glutton for punishment?
Call on Thursday...
I'm going to Asia, please don't block me card. OK
What is the daily limit on my card? $1,000 for ATM, $5k for Debit and Credit. OK, great. Thanks!
Friday I take out $900 to pay for a few things before I leave and to have some extra cash just in case.
Saturday, take out $60 or so.
Sunday, take out $100 or so.
Monday, go out to eat and drink with friends. Friends leave, my treat. 3AM in nowhereville. Bill is $150, I have $90. Small place, no credit cards. No problem, where is ATM? OK, across the street. Try to take out $100. Nope. $60? Nope. $30. Yep. WTF?!?! Crowd gathering. Calling bank. 30 minutes later...
WTF yo, $1,000/day, yeah? Ohhhhhh, so sorry sir, that's not counting Saturday and Sunday. Oh, you took money at 6pm on Friday which means it's available again at 6pm on Monday.
OK, but I won't be alive in another 3 hours, so how about you let me take out another $60 now.... mmmmkay?
I understand your concern sir, let me get my surpervisor...
mother fucker, mother fucker, mother fuc..
Ok sir, we raised your limit to...
click click click... money comes out
See boys, no problem! I have money! Bye Bye 🙂
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